Redditor Serves Hot Steaming Petty Revenge To Her Roommate For Being Lazy, Redditors Drum Their Support

"Can I get a little commotion? A round of applause?"

Maryjane

• Published in Funny
• October 19, 2023

Nowadays, it's common for young people—mostly college students—to have roommates. Living with a stranger can be difficult, but it's also an inexpensive method to manage bill payments.

You might think differently about topics like priority and cleanliness. And yes, this could be a point of contention and miscommunication.

However, there are times when a person has to put up with a lethargic roommate who is just rude or unreasonable, which makes living conditions miserable. You turn to your left, and there's a mountain of laundry and dirty dishes in the sink, and the carpet is filthy.

You turn to your right, and there can be a strong, disagreeable stink in the house. It's probably time for a change if you constantly find yourself in situations like this, which indicates that your roommate is just lazy.

There are also others who make terrible roommates—those who are rude, thoughtless, or just plain nasty. It's easy to find horror stories about roommates if you ask around, and we have one for you today.

The original poster referred to their roommate as a lazy stoner and a f*cking stupid roommate. Apparently, this roommate literally only sits and watches TV all day while her husband supports her with his job.

The OP, on the other hand, does all the chores, so they decide to get back at her and make her uncomfortable.

Here's the headline

OP's roommate is always in the living room all day every day hogging the couch and doesn’t fluff the cushions

The OP summarizes the whole story and here it is:

TL;DR: My roommate is a lazy piece of sh*t who literally watches tv on my couch in the living room all day. I’m fed up so I’ve been annoying her with loud bagpipe music when I’m in the kitchen. I’m seeing success.

Here are some of the most upvoted comments from other Redditors in response to the OP's story

This Redditor advices the OP to try polka music if the bagpipes are not working

The OP wasn't trying to do the house chores while actually playing the pipes

This Redditor has a little similar story to share

This Redditor suggests that the OP take the batteries out of the remote

The original poster revealed more in the comments and here it is:

Dude, she’s bat sh*t insane. She would never do any chores even if I asked because she has “sensory issues”. She once had to muster up strength to look for the TV remote in the couch cushions - and she almost had a meltdown doing it.

This Redditor shares what their mom has done for years

This Redditor says they will start the shutdown of the show

This Redditor reveals what they would do instead

It's getting more interesting as Redditors keep dropping more music hacks

Bad smells will probably work to irk the OP's roommate

Living with a stranger is an affordable, if somewhat awkward, transitional experience. Disparities in hygiene, sleeping patterns, and personal priorities can give rise to a great deal of friction and strain amongst otherwise rational people.

Redditors even helped the OP with more bagpipe songs to further piss the roommate off. Leave your thoughts in the comments below and share this story as well.

Maryjane