The Story Starts
They have a glass of wine or two around 5 and are done for the day by six
Yes, kind of like Homelander in that one scene from The Boys
The moment the OP had that task completed, this thing had latched itself onto his arm
And now, we head into the comments section of the Reddit thread
This Redditor wants to know what kind of dog it is
Just imagine what this Redditor is imagining
This Redditor is waiting patiently for an update
This comment made the OP laugh out loud
Who has watched the final scene of The Grey?
The dog apparently thought it was a sausage
The scar question arrives
What this tired Redditor read the title as
You encountered the elusive Blueball Terrier
Want to know what the crunchier means?
This Redditor thinks the OP might be The Masturbating Werewolf
The comments keeps getting more interesting
A Redditor suggesting the OP would have sprayed the dog
Doing what you did last time will bring the dog out
The OP had experienced a little life moment
Here we go again
The optimism is a big morale boost
LoL... Seems the OP hid some teeny weeny details from us
You got to go find the dog
Talk about the 1000 More Ways to Die, and you can count OP as one of the lucky ones. You've read what Redditors had to say regarding the OP's story, and now it's your turn.
Head over to the comments section to drop your opinions, and don't forget to share this post to entertain someone else as well.