35 Hilarious Reviews From Delusional Customers Shared By “Yelp Drama”

These reviews are so outlandish that they almost defy belief, yet they're all too real.

Damjan

• Published in Funny
• June 11, 2024

Step into Yelp Drama, where customer reviews take a wild ride into the absurd. On the internet, there exists a corner known as r/YelpDrama, a virtual stage where people showcase the most outrageous and amusing reviews ever penned.

These reviews, ranging from the ludicrously picky to the outrageously entitled, offer a glimpse into the fascinating world of consumer culture and human behavior. Picture this: you're browsing through Yelp, looking for a new restaurant to try, when you stumble upon a review that stops you.

It's not just any review – it's a masterpiece of melodrama, a symphony of complaint that leaves you simultaneously amused and bewildered. Welcome to the world of Yelp Drama. On r/YelpDrama, users gather to share and dissect the most absurd reviews.

The spectrum of complaints is as vast as it is bizarre, from customers who demand refunds because their food wasn't served on gold-plated plates to those who threaten legal action over a missing napkin. But what makes these reviews so captivating?

Perhaps it's the sheer audacity of the complaints, the lengths to which some people will go to express their dissatisfaction. Or maybe it's the element of surprise – when you think you've seen it all, a review pushes the boundaries of credulity even further.

Take, for example, the customer who gave a one-star review because the restaurant didn't have a vegan option for their pet hamster or the diner who complained that their food was too hot and demanded compensation for their burnt tongue. These reviews are so outlandish that they almost defy belief, yet they're all too real.

1. "I Called The Police On A Drunk Client In March, And He Was Arrested For Dui"

2. "Can't-Wait To See You Never"

3. "#4 We Contacted Yelp And Got This One Removed But… "

4. "Omg"

5. "Tattoo Shop I Used To Like (Not My Review)"

6. "Lady Can't Tell Time"

7. "The Lightbulbs Are Listening"

8. "You Threw Up Into The Ice Cream "

9. "A Restaurant In My Neighborhood Had To Shut Off Their Phones Because Of A Wannabe Tiktok Influencer"

10. "Rachel Made Some Enemies"

11. "I Cried Laughing As I Read This"

12. "Karen Upset Because A Tornado Delayed Her Food"

13. "Zoo visit."

14. "Don’t Throw Parrots In Bars"

15. "Stank Water…solid Reply"

16. "Yum Yum Ramen"

17. "Stk Los Angeles Review Made Me Giggle"

18. "The sushi is raw!"

19. "Review Of A Local Pizza Place"

20. "We Have Reviewed The Cameras"

21. “If There Can’t Speak Are Language"

22. "Karen Is Pissed Off With The Servers"

23. "0/10 Reminds Me Of My Ex"

24. "People Are Very Entitled"

25. "Do Not Tell Me How To Chicken Wrap"

26. "Hahahhahaah"

27. “But We’re Members…how Dare They Kick Us Out For Breaking The Law!”

28. "When Your Wife Catches You Paying For Sex So You Blame It On The Local Mexican Restaurant..?"

29. "Rude Service!"

30. “Started His ‘Recovery’ By Sleeping With My Wife”

31. "Your vote will be counted in a few minutes."

32. "Dry As An Old Man’s Ass"

33. "There Is No Curb Side Option For This Restaurant. Why Couldn’t The Lazy Customer Go In And Get It??"

34. "No More For You…fatty"

35."I Always Think About This Costco Review"

In today's digital age, a single review—no matter how absurd—can significantly impact a business's reputation. For small businesses, in particular, a negative review can spell disaster, while a glowing review can be a boon.

So, what can we learn from the world of Yelp Drama? Perhaps it's that while customer feedback is important, it's essential to take it with a grain of salt.

Not every review is a reliable indicator of a business's quality, and sometimes, the most entertaining reviews are also the least credible. Yelp Drama serves as both entertainment and education, offering a window into human nature's quirks and eccentricities.

Damjan