Tweets That Perfectly Summarize The Spooky Halloween Season

Prepare for the spoopy because Halloween is the best time of the year tbh

Elana

• Published in Funny
• October 15, 2019

Halloween is just around the corner and for some people, it's the greatest time of the year. That's right, it's better than Christmas and Thanksgiving to plenty of people! I mean, why wouldn't you love to dress up as your favorite characters and horror icons, party regardless of your age and social status, and eat candy? That's basically the best part of Halloween, the candy, and now that you're an adult you can eat as much as you want.

Obviously, if you really think about it, Halloween is the best holiday of the year. Now that we are officially in the season of spooky, Twitter is coming to life with preparations that you're going to enjoy.

LEGALLY ALLOWED

You can't stop me!

He tried.

I mean, that's more effort than lots of dudes, right?

The head witch has spoken.

Also, this is one of the greatest tweets of them all.

Let it BEGIN!

You've had 11 months to prepare for this.

Thank

This guy's house is getting egged and toilet papered.

What's the difference?

Ba-Dum-Tiss

The Diva herself is not interested in your spooky shenanigans.

All she wants is Christmas...

With their boyfriends, Kyle.

White Claw is going to take Halloween down a notch.

Your time is now.

Plus, Christmas is right around the corner.

This one is DOOMED

Anyone else in the same boat?

An absolute madman.

I appreciate it.

Truly, a gift.

This level of intellectualism cannot be defeated.

Amazing.

Absolutely amazing.

Who even needs Halloween?

Walmart already has Christmas decorations out. BYE.

Elana