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15 Tweets That Prove Guys Called Ryan Might Actually Be Totally Toxic

It seems that in the last couple of years, certain names have become synonymous with certain behavior. Just a mention of the name and you KNOW exactly who they are.

Ariana
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15 Tweets That Prove Guys Called Ryan Might Actually Be Totally Toxic

It seems that in the last couple of years, certain names have become synonymous with certain behavior. Just a mention of the name and you KNOW exactly who they are.

Jessica's are the most annoying millennials. They love horses and are basic as hell - pumpkin spice, inspirational quotes and Snapchat selfies are their hallmark.

Karen's are a league of their own. They can typically be found arguing online, hanging 'live laugh love' vinyl wall décor in their family room and asking to speak to the manager.

Boomer is a uni-sex name for anyone over the age of about 65 who is backwards and behind. They can't use the remote, the usually have a grainy profile picture shot from a low-angle and generally very opinionated on conservative political issues.

And now, we have Ryan. Ryan is the millennial ex-boyfriend of Jessica, and he is toxic as hell.

Check out the tweets below to see why a guy named Ryan will probably ruin your life.

WAFER THIN!

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE

BYE

Exclusively

100% over it

Landing back home and realising Ryans still exist

Other than you

Nobody is exempt

Take it as absolute gospel

Yes.

F*ck you!

Just don't

SO offended

It's a no from me

INCREDIBLE thesis statement

Ariana