50 Realistically Funny Tweets About Having Cats And Dogs

Yes, that is my dog and yes he looks like the star of Anchorman

Chelsi

• Published in Animals
• May 29, 2022

It has been thousands of years since humans domesticated dogs and our beloved cats allowed us to be their companions. Yet here we are, thousands of years later, and we are no closer to understanding why the hell our pets behave the way that they do.

Scientifically, of course, there are some explanations but there are times that even scientists would scratch their heads. Like when your dog sleeps with both of its eyes open, snoring very soundly; or when your cat unspools a ball of yarn and meows at you like it's your doing.

We know we shouldn't humanize our cats and dogs but their personalities make that so difficult. The tiny little things they do delight us so much and we just have to share them with other pet lovers.

Who knows why they behave this way but we love them nonetheless. Their unexplainable but oddly hilarious behavior is why they have the entire internet on a chokehold.

Cats and dogs are so interesting that there's an entire community on the internet waiting with bated breath for what they will do next. Watching funny cat and dog videos is the best part of your workday whether you like to admit it or not.

Look no further because here are 50 of the funniest cats on dogs on Twitter this week. Scroll to your heart's content until it's almost time to clock out!

1. It's like looking in the mirror

2. Well, well, well. How the turn tables.

3. He just wanted to share this special moment

4. This could have been an email, Barbara

5. You should have warned me of the dangers of having kids, hooman

6. What love language is this?

7. The only great thing to come out of the pandemic

8. There's no such thing as gravity for this fly kitty

9. You stay classy, San Diego

10. Those puppy dog eyes are in full effect

11. They survived because they're half dinosaur, half plant, and 100% adorable

12. What in the passive-aggressive behavior is this?

13. Absolutely the best self-portrait in existence

14. The loaf when you leave it too long in the oven

15. This human that didn't pass the obvious test to be Alfred

16. Those are two celebrities: Harry Styles and Mr. Peanutbutter

17. You're never too old or too much of a cat to stop learning

18. He looks like someone who would start a questionable podcast

19. What is Christmas? Why is snow? Who is dog?

20. The only correct way to use couch cushions

21. At least 4 is correct because there are 5 of those magical kittens

22. When your dog has a more active social life than you

23. Lower back pain is no joke

24. Where's the Amazon link you cowards!

25. Be careful, you could be agreeing to some late-night cat burglar-ing

26. He'll be training the new recruits in no time

27. That's a wonderful collection! Although, the last one will gather dust quickly.

28. He's the senior paw-grammer

29. It's a new agricultural technique to yield more banana-cats

30. This is the exact reason why voice to text was invented

31. Your dogs will always remind you how loved you are and you're a minute late for their dinner

32. It was a very important exchange

33. Most expensive art collection in that house

34. It's the hottest item in doggy fashion

35. Her name is Junebug, not Pennywise, you jerks

36. That's how bad things are

37. Do not drive under the influnce, folks

38. He's not trying to guilt you or anything but claws are about to come out if you don't act fast

39. Don't forget to thank him for his service

40. Do not say anything and demand your shark of a lawyer immediately

41. MooOooom! Look Bunny took all my toys again!

42. Does she look sorry because she ate all the cheese or because she got caught?

43. Get in losers, we're going to the dog park

44. She wanted to record your drunken mumblings

45. What word was he trying to spell?

46. They were essential to the paper

47. How long did it take to fashion that stylish coat? The dog deserves treats for holding its pee that long.

48. Enough, you're too happy now

49. The new sequel to the Dr. Seuss book looks exciting

50. This is more news-worthy

You may have seen some of these tweets already but, admit it, they are still quite funny, aren't they? Cats and dogs are so undeniably charming that we can't help but keep up with their most recent shenanigans.

In this section, we would like to thank all cat and dog owners who have chosen to share the most recent ruckus their pets were up to. Dear cats and dogs: never stop being yourselves, we have already decided to devote our lives to you.

Chelsi