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Kindergarten Class Writes Hilarious Book Of Horrible Holiday Recipes

If you're looking for a dish to bring to this years Christmas get together don't bring any of these!

Mikayla
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Kindergarten Class Writes Hilarious Book Of Horrible Holiday Recipes

Kids do some really cute stuff at the kindergarten age, they bring home pictures they've colored and books to read, and they make adorable class projects that make every parent proud, even if they're a little bit silly. 

Every year the kindergarten class of Kathy Hollenkamp, a teacher at Summersville Grade School in Mt. Vernon, Illinois creates a Thanksgiving Holiday Cookbook. They fill it with recipes from each child, hoping to make families holidays season that little bit tastier. But how good could a cookbook made by children be?

Food wise, I wouldn't recommend the recipes, but if you want a bit of cuteness and laughter added to your day, definitely check it out!

Meet Kathy and Macy Hollenkamp!

Kathy (left) is the wonderful teacher of this creative class of kids, and her daughter, Macy (right), was the one to post the photos of the book to twitter for everyone to enjoy. Meet Kathy and Macy Hollenkamp!Imgur

Here's the original tweet.

The recipes are a little strange but they're all very funny! Here's the original tweet.Imgur

Dear Parents...

Our Kindergarten class spent. lot of time discussing the meaning of Thanksgiving and the lovely meal you prepare for them to eat. We brainstormed a list of food we feast on and then each child chose one of their favorites to write a recipe for. We have them typed up to create our very own Kindergarten Thanksgiving Cookbook for you to enjoy. Maybe these recipes will help you out while preparing your family dinner. Mrs. Hollenkamp Dear Parents...Imgur

Carson's Turkey

Carson's TurkeyImgur

Bella's Salad

Bella's SaladImgur

Harper's Corn

Harper's CornImgur

Gracie's Brownies

Gracie's BrowniesImgur

Layla's Mashed Potatoes

Layla's Mashed PotatoesImgur

Here's where we start to see pages of hilarious recipes at a time...

Are you tempted to try any? Here's where we start to see pages of hilarious recipes at a time...Imgur
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What could go wrong with those carrots?

What could go wrong with those carrots?Imgur

Well what I think is...

Well what I think is...Imgur

NOT SPICY

NOT SPICYImgur
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I'd like to make this...

Wait, how much is a load? I'd like to make this...Imgur

That's it!

I hope you enjoy these recipes more than this cat is obviously enjoying that turkey suit.... That's it!Imgur
Mikayla