Finals Week Feels - How To Survive Without Morphing Into A Caffeine Goblin

Let’s talk about how to actually survive finals week without wrecking your sleep, your stomach, or your sanity.

Damjan

• Published in Community
• April 21, 2025

Finals week. The time when students across the country transform into jittery, pajama-clad study gremlins, fueled almost entirely by iced coffee and panic. If you’re reading this while cradling your third cup of espresso and wondering how it’s still only Wednesday, just know: you’re not the only one riding that edge-of-burnout wave.

But let’s be honest—there’s got to be a better way to get through finals without turning into a wide-eyed, sleep-deprived cryptid. Right? The good news is: there is.

Let’s talk about how to actually survive finals week without wrecking your sleep, your stomach, or your sanity.

☕ Why You Might Want to Break Up with Your Coffee Addiction (Just for Now)

We all know caffeine basically becomes a food group during finals. Stats don’t lie—over 90% of students rely on it, and most say it’s what gets them out of bed (and into the study zone). But here’s the catch: overdoing caffeine is kind of like setting your brain on fire to stay warm. Sure, it works… but at what cost?

Too much caffeine can mess with your sleep, make your anxiety spike, and leave you twitchy, sweaty, and weirdly more tired. And surprise: research shows that pulling all-nighters while living off energy drinks usually leads to worse grades, not better ones.

Moral of the story? Treat caffeine like hot sauce — great in moderation, disastrous when overdone.

Study Smarter, Not Harder

🧠 Finals Week Survival Tips That Don’t Involve Chugging a Red Bull

1. Start Sooner Than “The Night Before”

Yes, we all say we’re going to start early… but this time, actually do it. Give yourself at least a couple of weeks if you can. Use a calendar (or a sticky note army) to map out what you’ll study and when.

💡 Pro tip: Start with your hardest subjects first. And don’t spend an entire day on one thing—switching it up helps your brain stay sharp.

2. Study Smarter, Not Harder

If you’re still just rereading your notes, let’s level up.

• Use active recall: quiz yourself, teach a friend, or pretend your pet is an audience.
• Try practice tests so your brain gets used to the pressure.
• Join a study group—but only if y’all can stay focused. Otherwise, you’re just eating chips and spiraling together.

3. Breaks Aren’t Optional (Seriously)

• Think of breaks as brain fuel, not procrastination.
• Try the 50/10 method: study for 50 minutes, break for 10.
• Step outside, stretch, breathe, move—something to reset your brain.
• Your body will thank you, and your brain will stop feeling like mashed potatoes.

4. Feed Your Brain Like You Care About It

If your entire food pyramid is built on vending machine snacks and caffeine, no judgment—but maybe let’s add a few real nutrients?

• Snack on brain-boosting stuff like nuts, fruit, dark chocolate, or whole grains.
• Don’t forget water - dehydration makes you fuzzy and tired.
• And don’t skip meals. You need fuel that isn’t just sugar or caffeine.

5. Sleep: The Secret Weapon You Keep Ignoring

• Sleep is not optional, despite what college culture tells you.
• Shoot for 7–9 hours a night (or at least close).
• Take 20-minute naps if you’re dragging, just don’t snooze so long you wake up disoriented and wondering what year it is.
• Ditch the doomscrolling before bed, screens mess with your melatonin and your ability to stay sane.

6. Caffeine Isn’t Evil—Just Don’t Abuse It

• If you’re gonna use caffeine, cool. But use it like a grown-up.
• Stick to under 400mg per day (that’s like 3-ish cups of coffee).
• No caffeine after noon - unless you like lying awake at 3AM, regretting everything.
• Don’t try some wild new energy drink or caffeine pill this week. Your brain is already fragile. Be kind.

7. Mental Health = Academic Health

• Stress is part of finals, but constant, soul-crushing pressure doesn’t have to be.
• Try deep breathing, mindfulness apps, or just lying on the floor and staring at the ceiling for five minutes. It all counts.
• Visualize success, not doom.
• Text a friend, call your mom, hug your dog. You don’t have to do this alone.

What If You’re Already Running on Fumes?

Hey, it happens. If you’re reading this mid-meltdown with crumbs in your keyboard and a coffee IV drip, here’s the reset plan:

• Go to sleep tonight. Like, now if you need to.
• Simplify your next few days. Prioritize your hardest tasks, and give yourself actual meals.
• Forgive yourself. Finals are hard. You’re doing your best, and that’s enough.

Quick-Glance Survival Checklist

✅ Start early (or start now—better late than never)

✅ Use smart study methods (teach, quiz, test yourself)

✅ Take breaks before your brain melts

✅ Eat real food and drink more water than coffee

✅ Sleep. For real. Like an actual human.

✅ If you need caffeine, don’t go full goblin mode

✅ Take care of your mind, not just your GPA

Final Thoughts (And a Reminder You Probably Need)

You don’t need to become a twitchy caffeine gremlin to make it through finals week. With a bit of strategy, some real food, sleep that doesn’t happen at your desk, and a healthy dose of self-compassion, you can actually survive this, and maybe even come out stronger.

Your grades don’t define your worth. Your brain works best when you treat it right. So step away from the energy drinks, fill up your water bottle, and remember: summer is just around the corner.

You’ve got this.

And hey, if you’re feeling overwhelmed, tap into your school’s support resources. Whether it’s tutoring, counseling, or just someone to vent to, you don’t have to go it alone.

Damjan