House hunting can be one of the most exciting things to do when you sell your own home. You're starting afresh, you get to choose what suits you most out of everything, and really, it's just the best experience because you can see what you've been missing being stuck in one place.
However, sometimes the prices are too much, or the location isn't right, or THERE ARE DOLLS IN EVERY SINGLE ROOM YOU LOOK AT AND THEY WANT TO GET YOU. Come inside and have a little peep, if you think you're really that brave, but I wouldn't recommend it.
The entrance.
If you venture out 30 miles from Houston, Texas, you will come across this lovely estate. It has a gate to provide you with extra security. Oh? Him? That's just a resident entranceman doll, don't mind him. Are you ready to start your tour?HAR
The foyer.
It may seem a little cluttered, but there's that little wicker basket to keep your mail in, which will help a little. Don't mind Johnson on the railing up there, or all the paintings that stare into your soul. They just add to the value of the home.HAR
Top of the stairwell.
Here we get a better view of Johnson, always ready to greet you when you go out for a drink of water. He's always content staring out into the void, so don't worry about him. More paintings you ask? That's right! More value.HAR
The Christmas room.
We move now to the Christmas room, which you never have to take down annually just to put it back up. It's a great idea! That Christmas tree is a great addition, no, not that palm, the one sitting in front of Alice! Didn't you notice the other doll waiting behind the Christmas tree? Oh. She doesn't hurt anyone.HAR
The breakfast nook.
The wonderful tiling and complimenting woodwork make this part of the home even more comforting. Charles the butler doll will watch over you while you eat your cereal and contemplate your decision to buy a house with an aquarium in the breakfast nook. Charles is just as nice as Alice.HAR
The kitchen.
If cereal isn't hard enough for you, you can always join Atticus in the kitchen at the bar for a cold drink. Atty doesn't speak unless spoken to because he's seen some things, but he's nice too. If he's not up for a chat, you can always look at the calming clown picture just underneath that arrow while you finish your drink.HAR
The bathroom.
Of course we need to visit the bathroom! Mary here is a diligent worker with a strong moral compass. The whole 'be nice or leave' quote was her idea. She didn't exactly listen to the homeowner when they mentioned it might seem vaguely threatening. What's that Mary? It's nice? Yes... Let's move on.HAR
The library.
It's such a nice and calming place to be, with stacks of books to lose yourself in after a hard day. Don't mind Tilly being rambunctious on the ceiling, she's just a little rascal like that.HAR
The living room.
Another calming place to be, with a large space for a TV, and the pool table is lots of fun! Timmy is Tilly's sister and likes to watch the football when it's on, you could let him join you!HAR
The bedroom.
Probably one of the most welcoming rooms in the home, Jenny and Tony here watch over you while you sleep, and Eva under the side bench just there is keeping an eye on the children in the cage to make sure they don't escape. Don't you feel like having a lie down now? You must feel so safe.HAR
The exercise room.
Here you can lose yourself in a little bit of exercise, with Ben hanging over the blackboard to keep you miles logged. If you need to relax, he'll even be able to give you advice on how to use the yoga ball... what's that? The rest of the section? Sure, we can go have a look.HAR
The yard.
These green open fields provide another serene space where you can clear your head, and out on the mower, we see the entranceman doll has hopped on the mower to help maintain the property.
And that's the whole home. Let's start the price at... what. A million dollars?HAR
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