Woman Shares Hilarious Story Of How She Took Her Cat For A Walk And Ended Up Being A Hot Mess

"She LOST HER MIND and suddenly I was flying a kite rather than walking a cat."

Maryjane

• Published in Animal Stories
• September 17, 2022

All of us want our cuddly kitties to have long and healthy lives. A healthy cat has a lifespan of at least 15 years.

Keeping your cat secure at home and confined to your property lines has several advantages. Cats that are contained are less likely to get hurt or go missing.

Additionally, they are less likely to engage in cat fights or suffer injuries from cat fights, such as abscesses, or contract infectious diseases like FIV (Feline Immunodeficiency Virus). Additionally, confinement reduces the possibility that they will hurt other animals or disturb nearby residents.

The great outdoors is anything but terrific for cats. Outdoor cats confront numerous dangers, whether they reside in the city, the suburbs, or the countryside.

Talking about outdoor cats, the story of today talks about an indoor cat whose owner decided to take him for a walk. This walk was a memorable one as it is one the OP won’t forget in a hurry.

So she decided to share her hilarious story with the r/TIFU subreddit community, and it did crack a lot of people up. So the OP’s Greece cat has "been dying to get out the last few days because we’ve had warm weather" and the OP decided to oblige her.

She puts on her harness only for them to step outside and the kitten "lost her mind." Find out all that hilariously transpired as you read the full story below.

How it starts...

An Indoor Cat

I decided to take her for a walk

A laid back little cat

I am getting scratched to pieces

She starts trotting along beside me

I didn't realize that I was covered in blood

She chose this one shrubbery

What some groups saw me as...

We are not talking though

To summarize everything up...

Comments from Redditors are rolling in right below...

1. She's not getting another outing

2. This Redditor is really cracked up

3. A gloriously hilarious F-up story indeed

4. Cats truly make us do such weird things

5. The best thing this Redditor has read all day

6. This Redditor recommends a cat backpack

7. I'm scared of other people's dogs

8. Lol... It is really classic

9. A very important advice for OP

10. The OP thinks it was a little too much for the cat

11. This story was way too funny

12. It's the laughing emojis for me

13. Why name your cat rat though?

Thank you OP for making me laugh too

15. A nice peaceful game of hide and seek

16. Grabbing a package off the porch

17. I hope you heal too

18. A pile of problems waiting to happen

19. This Redditor wants some advice

20. This Redditor advices the OP to go with treats

While cats that live indoors or in enclosed catios have a higher chance of living up to 15 years or longer, outdoor cats that wander freely are at risk of a shorter lifespan. According to the OP, the cat’s not going outside for a long time, and Redditors couldn’t help but agree.

If this post made you laugh, share it with your loved ones as well.

Maryjane