18 Cats Who're About To Confuse How You Feel About Them. #17 Will Crack You Up!

Because cats are unpredictable little pieces of fluffy liquid.

Lakeisha

• Published in Animals
• October 29, 2021

Don't underestimate the power of a tiny, fragile-looking, fluffy cat. They look fragile, but they're not.

They're a tiny powerhouse always brewing for ways to destroy you. Not all cats are mean, but even the kind ones don't always have your best interest in their hearts.

If a cat trusts you consider yourself half lucky because even if it does, it'll still be mean to you at times, just not enough to destroy you. Then again, there are cats who like to confuse how you feel about them.

One time they're golden nuggets brought down to earth just for you, a second later they're your worst nightmare. Ever had a cat destroy the brand-new laptop you bought a few hours ago by spilling a hot cup of coffee on it?

That's right. This post isn't about how Simba, my mean-ass cat, destroyed my new laptop, but it is about Simba's kind destroying people worldwide.

Cats are unforgiving. They're unpredictable.

Much like you keep a close eye on your babies, you'll need to keep an even closer eye on your cat. To make up for the destruction of private property cats bring you "gifts" in the form of dead animals, and other stinky stuff straight from the pits of hell.

This is how they confuse you. When someone gifts you something, you can't be mad at them anymore even if you don't like the gift, yeah?

I think I might have decoded a cat's brain, but knowing them, I'm sure there's more to come. With that, let's look at some mean cats full of empathy for their families.

Look at them cat goons.

"My dog is afraid of the cats. They have learned that she won’t walk near them, and enjoy trapping her. Earlier today she tried to walk up the stairs..."

This hero cat who saved his sister knowing he'd need her to conquer the world.

"Our handsome boy alerted my wife and I to his sister having a medical emergency, so he earned a certificate! She was rushed to the vet and is doing well now!"

The egg thief

This cat promised to take a little bite and ended up stealing half an egg.

Yes, yes human, you can trust me. *secret evil grin*

"My cat holds my hand and stays with me when I'm feeling down."

The world should run on this cat's schedule.

"In the UK right now a train is delayed as a cat is sitting on the roof and refusing to come down."

Go to sleep human... yes, yes you must... *secret evil grin*

"She knows when I've had a long day and gives me many bumps..."

This cat who has no value for the invaluable TP.

“Are you f****** serious?” Were the first words out of my mouth this morning"

This cat who's grooming (or tasting) his rabbit brother.

"My rabbit is ten years old and has trouble cleaning himself now. Colby stepped up to the plate."

He's marking his territory, human.

"I thought our new rescue cat was exploring. He was pissing in the dishwasher..."

This cat's forming an army, but if you look past that, this is adorable!

"Found a near death kitten today. My cat (who has never had kittens) took to her immediately. ❤️"

The cat has spoken.

"When you go to the bar and return 2 hours past your cat's dinner time."

This cat has her priorities straight.

This cat also has her priorities set.

"Drank out of my cereal bowl as soon as I left the room."

Aww. This is just heart-melting...

Okay, maybe this cat and the cat accompanying the elderly lady are an exception?

This cat mom is all of us at different points in life!

Aww! This is how cats melt your heart!

It's impossible to not fall into the trap *cries*

These cats are determined to embarrass the guy!

"Heard my husband screaming while in the shower..walked in on this..."

This cat is most definitely an angel.

"The nurses let Henry see Nona for Christmas and he spent the entire day on her lap..."

Checkmate.

"My new kitten closed my older cat in the china cabinet. I dono how they got it open but I heard it shut and found this..."

In Summary...

You see? I don't want to be the one to say, "I told you!"

Cats simply cannot be trusted. One day they're angels from the sky and the very next second they'd spill hot liquid all over your dreams.

Since they're so cute and cuddly, it's easy to get carried away, but don't let down your guard! The moment you turn, expect them to do the secret evil grin as they scamper off to plan a world invasion.

Lakeisha