Beer-Belly 'Man-ternity' Photo Shoots Are The Best Thing To Happen This Year
Brewed with love.
Pregnancy is a beautiful time for a growing family and something that many individuals like to do to commemorate their special time growing another human being is a maternity photo session. Having a professional take elegant photos makes all the swelling, peeing, and mood swings seem worth it and can definitely glamorize pregnancy in a way that makes you think, "hey, it's not so bad gaining 60lbs and ripping in half for the sake of continuing my awesome genes."
While the pregnant person's partner is occasionally included in the lovely photo shoot, let's face it: the day and the photographer are all about the pregnant lady. Well, that's only so fair, isn't it? That doesn't mean that there isn't a whole slough of men out there who want to feel special, too! So they've taken matters into their own hands, and so can you! You just need a nice little beer belly and a willing photographer and bam: the beer-belly 'man-ternity' photo session can be your reality, too!
Push all the seriousness aside, these photos are elegant as heck but absolutely worth the chortling laughter sure to happen as you gander through the gallery.
Inspiring
The lighting,the magic, it's all here.
Jung von Matt
Precious cargo.
I mean, beer is precious cargo, isn't it?
Jung von Matt
Vogue
You have to get the pose right if you want people to appreciate the satire.
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In a field of flowers.
This colorful session is definitely going to compete with the maternity photos pregnant women are posting.
Martin Wilkes
Graceful
If there is a single thing about this not to love, I can't find it anywhere.
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Cover the boobies.
You know,to keep things classy.
Martin Wilkes
Relax
You have to make man-ternity look as easy as maternity, of course.
Martin Wilkes
The gaze.
It's all... loving, and stuff.
Nick Roberts
Buttoned up, belly out.
This is a maternity tradition that deserves to cross over into a man-ternity tradition.
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These eyes say it all.
"I've fallen because I'm drunk and I cannot get up. Oh well."
Nick Roberts
Serene
You need a good view for such a good view.
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When your wife refuses to get maternity photos done, you can still have fun.
This guy, for example, went all in.
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Smiles and window sills.
That's how it's done.
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Peek-a-boo!
There's a beer baby brewing.
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Kiss the belly!
Hands down, few things in life will ever be as funny as this timeless photograph.
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Eating for two.
Or in his case, it is irrelevant.
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Keeping up with traditions.
You can't have a proper man-ternity shoot without heart hands.
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Country Guy.
If there's a girl in a truck, pregnant, somewhere, then so is there a guy.
Nick Roberts
Cradle the baby.
Like you cradle your beer.
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Elana
