Redditor Leads Holiday Rebellion Against Cousin's Absurd Christmas Wish-List Tradition

A Redditor's stand against the merry mayhem of expensive Christmas wishes!

Jesse

• Published in Interesting
• December 29, 2023

Prepare yourselves for a Christmas tale that's straight out of a holiday sitcom! Meet Penny, the five-year-old behind the most outrageous Christmas wish list that has one Redditor's (OP) extended family doing double takes.

In an annual tradition that's both jaw-dropping and side-splitting, Penny's meticulous requests leave the entire family scrambling for the perfect gift.

Each November, the family group chat becomes ground zero for the madness, with the family receiving a highly detailed and borderline absurd Christmas list. From rare collectibles to elusive editions, it's a shopping adventure that would make even Santa break a sweat.

Interestingly, the family members are expected to reply with their chosen gift, triggering a frenzy of claims and leaving the latecomers stuck with the most expensive items on the list.

Behind this yuletide spectacle are Penny's parents, whom the OP (Original Poster) of the story describes as the masterminds behind this list.

Apparently, both mom and dad are collectors and have created a 'fun room' sanctuary where Penny's gifts are stored. What makes this mind-boggling is that the little girl is not even allowed to enter this room, and most of the items that make the list are unrelated to her passions.

We can say that her parents use her to gather vintage items for their collection.

As the madness reaches its peak, OP decides to take a stand, opting for a more affordable and enticing gift to inject a dose of sanity into the chaos.

Buckle up for a Christmas rollercoaster as we unravel the absurdity, generosity, and a touch of holiday rebellion in the face of Penny's extravagant wish list.

Will this year be the one where tradition takes a turn? Click to dive into the festive saga and witness the epic battle between Christmas cheer and the 'fun room' madness!

The story in detail

A bit of background

Some interesting info about Penny and her parents

OP is fed up and won’t be bowing to any pressure this year

Here’s how the Reddit community reacted to the story:

“Good call on the Ariel doll. She is 5, a doll is perfect.“

“Don’t tell them what you’re getting her and just wrap it up and put it with all the other presents for her to open in front of everyone.”

“I'd buy her what I think she'd enjoy, for an appropriate price point.“

“I'd love to call their bluff, not tell them what you guys get her, and then have them show up for the presents.”

“I hope you buying what you want for the daughter will catch on with the rest of the family.”

“Please keep standing up for Pennys right to fun toys. Its so important. You actually SEE her.“

“Make a second group chat without your cousin, and have everyone plan to get something the child will actually like.“

“Man, just buy the kid a what she wants and give her a candy cane.“

The Reddit community is fully behind OP. Commenters have urged her to go ahead and buy the little girl what she feels is appropriate rather than pander to her parent’s demands.

It’s clear that the parents are using OP and the rest of the family to fund their collection. And as OP has rightly stated, “This madness must stop.”

We’d love to get your thoughts on this story. Join the conversation in the comments.

Jesse