Tweets About Life In 2020 That Are So Relatablely Bitter Sweet

OMG Have y’all been reading about all these people being rushed to the hospital for mask injuries?

Of course you haven’t, you fucking idiot. #WearADamnMask

— Tennesseine (@Tennesseine) July 17, 2020

At the grocery. Wearing my mask. Lady behind me, snarky & loud enough to make sure I heard, “don’t guess she realizes that stupid mask won’t do any good.” Me: “Honey, I’m an off duty nurse, I’m wearing it to protect YOU. But, I can take it off if you’d like.” She practically ran.

— Emily Annette (@EmilyAnnette6) April 9, 2020

can’t stop thinking about the overlap between people who say “all lives matter” and people who refuse to wear a mask to protect even just one life

— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) July 19, 2020

We've gotta send kids back to school so one day they can be doctors and scientists, and everyone can ignore them.

— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) July 17, 2020

So… if we're OK with killing 3% of the population to reopen the economy…

I have a modest proposal. We could just kill everybody on the Forbes billionaires list. Way less dead (only 3,000 or so) and the $7.8 Trillion we take from them would allow *excellent* medical care.

— (((Rachel Blum))) (@groby) April 17, 2020

No? That's immoral? I thought so too, but you were the one who suggested 9 million dead to reopen the economy would be fine.

My proposal reduces that to 1/3000th *and* restarts the economy with a giant bang. Almost 50% increase of the GDP!

— (((Rachel Blum))) (@groby) April 17, 2020

Still immoral?

One doesn't just go around killing people to add more money to the GDP?

That's what I'm saying, too. Glad we agree.

— (((Rachel Blum))) (@groby) April 17, 2020

Masks stop you getting oxygen which is why you see surgeons regularly keeling over the operating table. Brides fainting halfway down the aisle. Hijabi women just passed the fuck out. Dental hygienists falling face first into your gaping mouth. Cowboys falling off their horses

— Charlotte (@CharlTaylorPage) July 14, 2020

Whenever I hear that schools can’t force students to wear masks I remember that time I got sent to the principal’s office for a skirt that was shorter than my fingertips. I guess “indecent” or “distracting to boys” is more important than “slow the spread of a global pandemic.”

— Carliss Chatman (@carlissc) July 17, 2020

these condoms come with a hole to pee through https://t.co/WjcDPnZAE0

— David Mack (@davidmackau) May 13, 2020