21 Of The Worst Things To Say Right After Kissing Someone

Avoid making any of these statements at all costs.

Jesse

• Published in Interesting
• September 4, 2022

There are a lot of things that you can say after kissing someone. For example, you could tell them that you had a great time or that you're looking forward to seeing them again — great ways to sign out.

But there are also many things that should never come out of your mouth. Of course, we're talking about the truly awkward, head-in-your-hands, how-could-I-have-said-that type of comment.

Have you ever had one of those? Maybe you were caught up in the moment and said something that you immediately regretted.

It might not have been the worst thing in the world, but it definitely put a damper on things. We're sure that your date was thinking, "Wow, this person is really weird" or "I'm never kissing them again."

We've all been there. It's not a pleasant experience. But it can be a hilarious one to look back on.

In a recent Reddit thread, users were asked to share the worst things to say right after kissing someone. The responses are a mix of hilarious, mean, and cringe-worthy.

In fact, some were personal experiences that users were making public for the first time. No need to go scouring the internet, we've gathered the best of them right here for you.

So if you're looking to avoid making any major faux pas after your next make-out session, be sure to avoid saying any of these 15 things!

Topic of the day

This is hilarious — would certainly throw anyone off balance.

Now it's getting weird

Who talks about a differential equations homework right after a kiss?

Now you know what happens if you panic.

"Reading this darkened my soul" - Us right now

Brace yourself...

Ouch!...What a way to sign out

WARNING: Do not try this after a kiss.

This is a lot to take in

Wait, how do you know what....never mind.

Is this what we think it is?

One of the worst things you can say to someone right after a kiss

If this has ever happened to you, accept our sympathy.

A new way to make babies

Absolute heartbreak!

There's nothing you'll be able to do to mend such a broken heart.

Ewww, gross!

This is not what anyone wants to hear after exchanging saliva with you.

This would be so embarrassing

The easiest way to make someone freeze

Mississippians, we need to know if this is true

Seems this is a real fear for some people.

You could get knocked out for this

Even if it's true, walk away rather than say this to the person's face

A very big NO!

Rule number one: Never lick your partner's teeth while kissing, it's weird.

Never make a snide remark

When you can't control your mouth, this is how you end up making people feel

Oh my!

We can't imagine what would be going through someone's mind after hearing this.

Kissing is a very personal experience, and the things that people say after can be equally as personal. Whether it's a hilarious response or something more mean-spirited, these responses show just how important those few seconds after a kiss can be.

Have you ever said anything memorable (or cringe-worthy) right after kissing someone?

Jesse