31 Parents Shared The Weirdest Things Their Kids Told Them And Now We All Need Therapy

"Is it spooky to live that close to a graveyard - Not during the day."

Filip

• Published in Funny
• June 30, 2022

There is nothing sweeter than children exploring the world and bringing conclusions with their naive logic. While trying to connect all pieces together, their joy and happiness can literally affect you too.

Their curiosity is tireless. It makes them constantly think about something and ask numerous random questions in just a minute.

And grown-ups' job is to help them understand everything, but also not to laugh much when they say something silly. These silly moments are the ones that stay in your memory forever, and no matter how much time has passed, you'll always remember them with a smile on your face.

But there is no secret that children's conclusions could be pretty odd sometimes. It really can leave you confused, if not even worried.

Probably their conclusion sometimes will challenge you to sleep with an open eye at least for one night, just in case... But this is what parenting means, and you have the privilege to sit in the first row while your child acts odd.

A Reddit user who goes by the name o0_Oo_ was interested in children's weird logic, so he asked other Redditors, "What's the creepiest thing your child ever said to you?". Parents shared their stories, and if you tend to be a fearful person, then prepare yourself for some funny horror.

1. Well, you wanted to know...

"Not my kid, but a little girl in my son’s kindergarten class told me she lives across the street from a cemetery. I asked her if it was spooky to live that close to a graveyard and she said very matter-of-factly, “Not during the day.

But at night they all walk up to our windows and scream”."

2. He just wants to be prepared.

"My Five year old said he was gonna miss me when I was dead… in five days. 2 days later I was really poorly with covid, I thought that was it for me, honestly.

Then one day he asked me if I’d like a (memorial) bench when I die. I have a morbid kid."

3. A funny one.

"I was playing got your nose with my 2-year-old nephew and the power went out, whole house pitch black, and he says to me “(Name) did you take my eyes?”."

4. Where did this come from?

"Just after my little brother was born my mom, 3 y.o. sister and I were talking about what not to do around the baby. Things like not leaving small toys out or throwing balls around the baby.

After a few minutes my sister chimed in and said, "and you don't cut off babies lips with a sharp knife"."

5. "Tyler is the man sleeping in my bed."

6. Reincarnation?

"My daughter was 4 and while we were eating breakfast one morning she says “I was on a mountain once, and my mom dad died and then I woke up and was in this house with you and mama. “ then we just sat there for a few seconds and looked at each other.

Then she said she wanted to watch paw patrol."

7. Waving will never be the same after this.

"When my sister was little (probably 3-4) my mom said she would wave out the window when they were going down the interstate. When my mom asked who she was waving at she said “that family on the side of the road.

They died there in the car crash. Do you see them?

They’re waving at us”."

8. "Got real"

"Son woke up and his shirt was all torn up as it looked slashed. Asked him what happened and he said he had a dream that "got real"."

9. Just in case...

"My 3 year old came up to me gave me a hug, then whispered in my ear "don't go to work, you will die in a wall"

I drive to work and work in construction. Decided to work from home that day."

10. Try not to think about it.

"I don't have kids, but a small child maybe 6 years old approached me while I was on a walk one time, looked me dead in the eyes and said "You are hunted as well"."

11. So, so creepy.

12. Dark imagination.

"My then 3-year-old had a few gems:

Him: I was so mad at you, I was gonna destroy you.

Me: yeah, how so?

Him: I was gonna throw you in a volcano.

Me: why didn’t you?

Him: I don’t know where a volcano is.

Me: so we good?

Him: for now…

The other one:

Him: too bad the babysitter [passed away].

Me: no she didn’t bud, she’s just not here today.

Him: or she’s in the freezer(while staring at the freezer)

Me: you’re pretty creepy sometimes bud

Him: just smiles"

13. The myth says kids can see angels.

"My son was around 3 at the time. Kept refusing to go downstairs as that’s where angel man was, and angel man wanted to hurt the family."

14. The kid knows something...

15. Seemingly, she did meet him.

16. The stuffed toy got mad at him.

17. Just a coincidence... Keep repeating that until you believe it.

18. "Humans are a prototype"

19. A real nightmare indeed.

"My son tells me stories of "scary uncle Michael" in his bedroom at night. He says he's a grey man that looks like his uncle and he climbs on walls and calls out to him and one night he tried to eat him.

Yep, nightmare fuel."

20. "We are all in the same cage"

21. Sleep peacefully, an old lady watches over you.

22. Well, she has to do something with all those teeth.

"My 5-year-old was speculating that the tooth fairy probably takes the teeth to put in her own mouth, so that she has millions of teeth in her mouth. Yikes."

23. Now she can take a relaxing shower.

"Momma, you can't take a shower; all your skin will come off."

"No it won't."

"Maybe not today."

24. "I’m happy to tell you that she isn’t scary creepy crazy after getting help."

"Not my kid, but one of my friend's daughters, when she was like 5 or 6 did this. She was brushing one of her doll's hair, and, in a singsong, said, ”First I’m going to kill brother, then mommy, then daddy, then I’m going to go live in the woods with you.”

My friend is her dad, and he overheard her. Said he backed up slowly, went outside, and called her mom.

She went through a bit of therapy and is now leading a pleasant life in 5th grade. I’m happy to tell you that she isn’t scary creepy crazy after getting help."

25. A story and child's imagination - limitless duo.

26. Maybe he just needs friends...

"My kid keeps talking about the babies on the walls of his bedroom. Very off-putting."

27. Not yet...

"My youngest (was 4) was on the carpet playing with his cars.

Son: I can’t wait to get a new house when this house explodes

Me:(half listening) Uh huh, sure that sounds… wait, what??

Son: yeah when our house explodes, be ready and we’ll just run out real fast (and then he turned back to playing with cars like nothing was said)

Thankfully that was 5 years ago, and my house has not exploded."

28. It makes sense, just in a creepy way.

"One time my son was drinking one of those Danimal yogurt drink things with the monkey on it. He looked at the bottle and whispered, “I’m drinking your blood” at it."

29. Nobody likes clowns.

"My son was talking about his friend the "upside down clown" while I was putting him to bed one night. Needless to say, not a fan of that concept."

30. A scientist

"My 3 yr old nephew peeled off one of his toe nails. When asked why, "To see my skeleton".

31. Granddaughter-grandfather usual playing.

We must admit some stories were so, so creepy. There are so many coincidences.

But let's attribute that to children's imagination and sleep well tonight. And if you like stories like these, you should check the 31 Parents Shared The Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Told Them.

Filip