30 Of The Weirdest Things Teachers Had To Confiscate From Students

Most of these are hilariously funny when you think about it!

Sophia

• Published in Funny
• February 21, 2022

School, whether we may like it or not, has truly become our second home and this is where we spent the prime years of our lives as kids and teenagers. Even if the rooms and halls are flooded with notes, lessons, and discussions, the school has provided a lot of secondary comforts that some kids even prefer more than the environment in their home.

Although the school has become a home for most students, given that they spend more than a third of their day in there, engaging with the school's activities both inside and outside the classroom, it is still important not to overlook the fact that schools can also serve as a place where these kids can hone their talents and personalities as they grow up. That being said, there is also the tendency of kids doing or bringing things that should have stayed at home.

We all know how the whole confiscation thing works, because, well, sometimes students bring some very weird things to school even though they aren't supposed to. This is when teachers have to step in and confiscate the things they bring, especially if it compromises their safety.

When a Reddit user under the handle u/GlytchedTTV asked the question: “What was the worst thing you had to confiscate from a student?”, the people in the platform delivered, students and teachers alike.

Check out some of the best responses below!

1. A wild badger in a box

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3. Aristotle the grasshopper

4. A knife, a USB killing device, and a Wi-Fi jammer

5. A broken beer bottle that a 6-year-old meant to bring as a weapon

6. A tazer

7. A bottle of vodka

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9. Antique gun

10. An ear piercing gun

11. A "hand sanitizer" that gets you drunk

12. A gorilla mask

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14. A massive ball of cheese

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17. A betta fish in a vase

18. Two hard seltzers

19. Some bullets, and a cat in a backpack

20. A clay dinosaur project from a future ceramic artist

21. A gold NASA pen. Maybe the teacher wanted it for themselves!

22. A 6 pack of beer

23. A paper of an ongoing butt drawing contest

24. A girl that managed to smuggle a one-week old baby!

25. Onions

26. Handcuff and tear gas

27. A pineapple. Maybe Spongebob's in it.10.

28. A styrofoam head

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30. This sounds like a fun kid that either everyone wants to be friends with or completely avoid

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32. A Coors Light

33. A poor chihuahua that was picked up by a first grader

34. A box full of timers set to ring all at the same time

35. A doobie

36. A tattoo machine

37. Their mom's wedding ring to give to their crush, and later on, dad's car keys and a bottle opener

You would be really surprised as to what these kids can bring to their schools when unattended—it's a good thing teachers are able to stop it before it goes overboard! We can't deny that some of these are actually dangerous, but some are pretty funny, too!

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Sophia