Twitter Posts That Prove That If God Is Real, He Is The Ultimate Prankster

Nature is crazy, yo.

Elana
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Twitter Posts That Prove That If God Is Real, He Is The Ultimate Prankster

Planet Earth is a truly myserious and incredible place for the existence of life. Have you ever thought about just how amazingly complex our own bodies and brains are? If we were designed over billions of years of evolution, we are incredibly lucky to be so intricately complex. On the other hand, if we were designed by a divine deity (1/3 of the religious people in the world subscribe to some variation of Christianity and would believe that God designed us,) then that is also pretty impressive in perspective.

What's really wild though is the complexities of the animal kingdom. And you know what, some of the creatures and critters of this world are horrifying. Others are literally hysterical. On the chance that God is the source behind the wonders of the world, you have to wonder what the HECK was he thinking when he made some of these things. Twitter has brought our the humorous side of God the Prankster and no matter what you believe... you're going to laugh until it hurts reading these tweets.

Do a little jig.

The snake is cool.

Do a little jig.Twitter

Hyenas, those guys have jokes.

The bullies of the animal kingdom? You decide.

Hyenas, those guys have jokes.Twitter

You brought this upon yourself.

BUTTerfly.

You brought this upon yourself.Twitter

Glorious honey.

This makes me want to watch Bee Movie again.

Glorious honey.Twitter

Oh no.

Why did we do this!?

Oh no.Twitter

The ultimate punishment.

Should have kept your snout shut.

The ultimate punishment.Imgur

Bad news, fish.

You're kind of gross.

Bad news, fish.Twitter

The ocean is a cruel joke.

We're all going to die.

The ocean is a cruel joke.Twitter

He got us there...

They're not all breasts.

He got us there...Twitter

Cool but not cool.

It takes a special kind of person to love parrots.

Cool but not cool.Twitter

Australia's most badass.

Seriously, kangaroos are something else.

Australia's most badass.Twitter

Mankind: God's greatest joke.

Why are we like this!?

Mankind: God's greatest joke.Twitter

Small but mighty

Occasionally a major nuisance.

Small but mightyTwitter

So many jumpy guys!

So, so many.

So many jumpy guys!Twitter

The big oopsie.

Didn't mean to kill all life on the planet.

The big oopsie.Twitter

WTF are coconuts?

Ridiculous.

WTF are coconuts?Twitter

Cruel Existence.

The worst part is they're great at eating pests. But they're horrifying to most of us. CRUEL.

Cruel Existence.Twitter

Almonds ain't got no titties.

But almond milk is delicious as heck.

Almonds ain't got no titties.Twitter

A gift to us all.

I'm so glad this creature exists.

A gift to us all.Twitter

THE WHAT

Poor ants.

THE WHATTumblr
Elana