A Twitter User Wanted To Know The Dumbest Thing We Did As Kids And The Answers Are Unbelievable

...HOW are some of you people still alive?

Elana

• Published in Funny
• January 26, 2019

Across multiple social media platforms a trend has been emerging and it's all about stupidity. A Reddit user turned to AskReddit for stories about parents realizing their kids were not the brightest crayons in the box, the answers were hilarious. And now the concept has reached Twitter, but instead of asking users to shame someone else, Twitter user @MotherOfDoggons asked people to share some of the stupid things they did as kids.

Reading through responses is pretty much guaranteed to invoke copious amounts of laughter but we'd be lying if we didn't admit a lot of these stories left us genuinely wondering how kids made it past their childhoods long enough enough to share their dumbest moments. Some of them are just that bad...

1. Twitter user MotherOfDoggons wants to know your shameful past.

Curiosity struck at the best time, a time when we all needed to see these answers and laugh, too.

2. Vacation to remember.

Follow up question: how long did it take you to reunite??

3. If only it worked that way.

Two accounts of false advertising? Maybe.

4. Peanut Butter and Barf

....delicious.

5. Pepé Le Pew Syndrome

See, you can't say cartoons aren't to blame sometimes.

6. Sunny days, sweeping the clouds away...

This is equally sweet if you ask me.

7. Mashed Butter

Okay, this makes... sense.

8. Black Out

Seriously... how is this kid alive?

9. Oh, Vicky...

How many tattoos and piercings do you suppose she has today?

10. Under ANY circumstances

Well, you can't say he doesn't follow directions.

11. Combustable Grilled Cheese

You gotta watch out for those kids who stay calm in a crisis.

12. Important Life Lessons

It's okay, Drew. A lot of kids need to learn this lesson.

13. Some kids have pet rocks.

Not this kid.

14. Locked!

It could have been so relaxing if it didn't end up so terrifying.

15. Plastic Parachutes

Thank goodness for attentive neighbors.

16. Soft Stones

I wish she had included how she figured out what they really were.

17. Hey kids! Don't eat pesticides.

Maybe next time just try your best, "neigh!"

18. Flaming hot candies.

Kids everywhere: "worth it."

19. Only 90's kids will understand.

Roller blades were so fire back then.

20. It's called fashion, mother.

It's definitely not a phase.

21. Alligator Chomp

MMmm, delicious light bulbs.

22. This screams of danger.

Is anyone else dying to know how old he was?

23. Mmmm, toasty!

Hide your crimes, kids.

24. Every living thing.

We've come a long way.

25. Good intentions, bad decisions.

It's a hard lesson to learn.

26. Permanently Pretty

Some kids color on the walls, this kid colored on the carpet.

27. No big deal.

This is why it's strongly encouraged to anchor furniture these days.

28. Nothing but good intentions.

I guess dish soap can't solve all of our problems.

Elana