10+ Tumblr Posts About Toddlers And Tiaras That Are Just Plain Hilarious

Kids say the darnedest things, and there's no exception when it comes to these tiny beauty queens.

Mikayla

• Published in Tumblr
• November 19, 2017

Toddlers and Tiaras is a controversial yet oddly entertaining, tv show where tiny princess work their snacks off to win trophies, prizes, and cash money. 

The parents to these toddlers are about as intense as the training regimes and routines they have to learn before getting up on stage in front of large crowds and strutting their stuff in hope of winning. 

However, in all the hustle and bustle people sometimes forget that these are just, well, kids, and they want to nap, eat, and play, just like the rest of us. 

And just like kids do, they say some hilarious things in the interviews the shows do, so below is a compiled list of just a few of the weird, random, and wet-yourself funny things these Toddlers in Tiaras have had to say...

Kids say the strangest things...

Me too kid, me too.

Who would have guessed such a small package could hold such military secrets?

Uh. Duh. Your kid needs a flipper, Karen.

Ashamed? More like FLATTERED!

I don't know about any of you but I think we could be really good friends...

Well, not quite but close enough.

This is terrifyingly accurate. Lets hope she see's this one day and decides that 6 face lifts is enough...

Does this mean she has wings?

I'd believe you if you hadn't of said that 10 minutes ago when your dress didn't fit. You're fine girl. You got this.

But also, me, every Monday by 9:00am 

At the same time? This kid has a bright future ahead of her.

I mean... Everyone needs a hobby, right?

Oh YES GIRL. Roll by those haters!

Does eating ice cream come under 'special skills' ?

wait...

what?

Is this too extra?

Beyoncé is a goddess, she can do anything...

All of these children are beautiful and talented for sure, but THIS little girl. This is my spirit animal.

Mikayla