98 Hilarious Text Messages That Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

Some texts are just too funny not to be shared

Stephanie

• Published in Funny
• October 30, 2020

When you're in the middle of writing a text message, do you ever just stop and laugh out loud at what an absolute comedic genius you are? Yep, us too!

And, as it turns out, we're not alone. So much so that the internet is filled to the brim with text messages people have posted for all to see because, well, they're just too funny not to share!

So, if you're in need of a good belly laugh, you've come to the right place. We have 99 funny text messages below between family members, friends, and strangers, guaranteed to give you a much-needed giggle!

1. Wrong person.

2. Avocada.

3. It just happened to be out.

4. Pecan pie.

5. It's a perfectly good topic.

6. What gif?

7. Why else would it be called that?

8. It's not though.

9. Nevermind.

10. But what's his name?

11. Stop telling me what to do.

12. Old school.

13. Why though?

14. Don't get in the way of my cereal.

15. The best nation.

16. Lucky Ashley.

17. Dirty talk.

18. It's banana bread.

19. Love, Moth.

20. What's up?

21. Okay.

22. Don't forget your gloves.

23. Obviously he has to start from the beginning.

24. My home what?

25. Cute.

26. Pasta sugar.

27. Definitely pregnant.

28. Stop smiling.

29. Aww.

30. It tasted like what?

31. Get it... you're a joke!

32. See!

33. Damn!

34. Masterchef.

35. True that.

36. She's a cat.

37. What?

38. Not sorry.

39. Do you want them or not?

40. No clarification needed.

41. Good to know.

42. Weird.

43. Oh, those waters!

44. Wrong number.

45. A concerned ghost.

46. Oh, drunk Jess.

47. Uh oh.

48. Nugget!

49. Sorry babe.

50. A live one?

51. You're covered.

52. Acid, acid, acid.

53. Sorry.

54. Nice one!

55. We've all been there.

56. New friends.

57. Yes!

58. I need coffee first.

59. Oh, that thing!

60. What store?

61. But it is!

62. Who dis?

63. Listen up!

64. Tortilla moon.

65. Nope.

66. Seriously, just type.

67. Ohhhhhh.

68. Fingers included.

69. Good point, dad.

70. It's still me.

71. Ha!

72. Speeding kills.

73. Good call.

74. Poor Grandma.

75. Like I said.

76. Take my word for it.

77. Lizard King.

78. Last snowman you'll ever get!

79. But why?

80. It's dark.

81. LOL.

82. It's Adam.

83. *Carrot.

84. What were they?

85. It's Gracie!

86. Who said they can't?

87. Good reason.

88. Oops!

89. Love One Dimension!

90. Oh man.

91. You're uninvited.

92. It's a fair question.

93. Definitely Mystic Farts.

94. She's pretty.

95. Oh, hey Mike!

96. *You're.

97. Ooh Pop Tarts!

98. Didn't I block you?

Stephanie