Usually, the only crime cats are associated with is cat burglars. Actually, upon reflection, that was a straight up lie, cats commit crimes almost every single day of their lives.
Cats are basically just criminals that we willingly let live in our houses. They engage in property destruction, trespassing, privacy invasion, assault with a deadly weapon (their claws), and all of that is excluding the birds and other creatures they sometimes accidentally murder.
Cats commit all these crimes on a very regular basis, and, the worst crime of all, being small!! So settle in for a whole bunch of illegally tiny cats.