15 Weird Seinfeld And The Office Products We Don’t Really Need But We Are Tempted To Buy

Their quirkiness makes them appealing. Just like the shows.

Damjan

• Published in Film & TV
• June 10, 2022

"The Office" (the US version), is a mockumentary sitcom about the daily lives of a paper company office in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and its (mainly) eccentric, but endearing employees doing anything but work, follows this same premise. During its 9-season run from 2005 to 2013, the show garnered a sizable fan base, with over 537,000 people giving it a 9-star rating on IMDB, making it #5 on the website's list of top TV shows.

Seinfeld is a "show about nothing." It is a sitcom classic, with Jerry and his three cynical pals finding comedy in both the banal and outrageous.

It was one of the most popular shows during the 1990s. Critics adored Seinfeld, which aired on NBC for nine seasons (1989–98).

It is clear that both of these shows had a tremendous impact on TV and our lives actually. We still love to quote Michael Scott And we love all those memes on the internet.

And we love the merchandise the show has spawned. Well, most of the merchandise.

There's apparel that occasionally crosses the line from amusing desk trinket to "what are you doing with your money?" Keep your wallets closed and bags clutched as we go over 15 things that no Seinfeld or The Office fan needs.

1. Seinfeld Coffee Beans

BeanBoxed has worked relentlessly to bring a Seinfeld-themed coffee bean collection to market, overcoming technological hurdles in the process. Jerry's Diner Blend, Kramer's Giddy Up, George's Serenity Now, and Elaine's Little Kicks are all available on BeanBoxed for $28.

"Hey guys, did you know I'm drinking Seinfeld coffee right now?" you can say after each sip of this coffee.

2. The Office PEZ

If you collect PEZ dispensers, the Office PEZ collection could be useful. For the majority of non-PEZ collectors, these are a perfect pick to swallow once and then forget about.

3. I Grilled My Foot Soap Bar

Is there anything more seductive in the shower than sliding a scorched foot all over your body? That's exactly what the designers of this burnt foot soap bar had in mind when they created this spa day must-have.

Related: The Story Of Dr. Bronner's Soap Is Strange

4. The Office Uno Pack

Do we need it? Yes, we do!

5. Serenity Now Talking Button

A button that yells "Serenity now!" when pressed. A fantastic present for a no-nonsense receptionist or a buddy who will laugh at it, then put it on their shelf and forget about it.

This one has a fantastic dollar store/pharmacy vibe to it.

6. Jerry’s Apartment Candle

We all know Jerry is a neat freak, so now we can all have the same odor in our apartments! Unfortunately, the candle does not have the aroma of "Apartment." Smoked vanilla, amber, and tranquillity are among the smells available right now.

These candles have excellent reviews, but I doubt anyone will walk in and comment, "It smells like Seinfeld in here."

7. Funko Pop Dundie

 Well, if you really want a Dundie, why buy something that doesn’t look like a Dundie? But then again... just look at it...

8. Miniature Jerry’s Apartment

A tiny Jerry's apartment set may appear to be quite cool, but what if you discovered it cost $400 dollars? We need to find you a new activity, friend because you need to pay your bills.

9. Michael Light Switch Cover

Just make sure you rewatch the sexual harassment episode after using this light switch cover.

10. Seinfeld Funko Pop Electrical Outlet Stickers

They're Seinfeld characters that have had their faces replaced, so all of your guests will ask, "Who is that supposed to be?"

11. The Office Dog Toys

12. Seinfeld Apartment Key

The amusing part about this item is that only the people who know Jerry's exact address will understand it. This is an excellent item for folks who want to show off their Seinfeld memorabilia but don't want others to know.

13. Wagon Wheel Elaine

14. Personalized Jim and Pam Portrait

15. Dunder Mifflin Paper

On this one, you are truly paying for the packaging. Purchase it, never open it, stare at it, throw it, sit on it if you're short; the possibilities are infinite!

Well, what do you think? Are you tempted?

The quirkiness of these products is what makes them so alluring. But then again, why spend money on something you will only understand and others might see you as strange?

But if you make them watch the shows, maybe they will understand.

Damjan