You Will Need Your Shocked Pikachu Face After Reading These 35 Anonymous Secrets Confessed To The Fesshole Twitter Account

"My wife and I created a people watching game called 'Daughter or Midlife Crisis'."

Chelsi

• Published in Interesting
• September 17, 2022

How many secrets is considered a healthy amount of secrets? No matter how honest you are to yourself or others, you have secrets you will never tell.

Even self-proclaimed "open books" have secrets they will never speak of. Keeping some things to yourself is just a part of being human.

If you keep too many secrets, they will eventually weigh on you. In this case, it's best to tattle on yourself a little bit before you blow up like a baking soda volcano.

But it is not always easy to verbalize those secrets. The fear of being shamed or judged by the people we know and love can be too much.

Lucky for us, Fesshole is always ready to hear us out. Fesshole started as a Twitter where secret-keepers can anonymously confess their deepest secrets without fear of being found out.

The catch is everyone who has internet access can stumble upon your confession. All you have to do is submit your confession and wait until strangers on the internet decide to absolve you or not.

The sure thing is that your identity will never be revealed. The confessions on the account range from silly to absurd, and to downright disturbing.

These brave confessions are getting increasingly popular and there are more than 500,000 sets of eyes reading your secrets. Here are some of the favorites:

1. You shouldn't have looked back

2. This is both sweet and hair-raising

3. Leave this confession here and never tell your wife

4. Hey, you have to do what you need to do to keep your job interesting

5. The important question is, did you get it out?

6. Adults are just tall children

7. We all need to check our electronics again

8. Thank you for this wonderful life hack, friend

9. Who's your fish guy?

10. The hero we never knew we needed

11. This would be entertaining, except I work from home and I'm alone

12. This is the secret to a happy marriage

13. This is a good solution

14. Overripe banana yellow?

15. Oooh, date night idea!

16. You married the wrong family member

17. You should never forget your roots

18. This is a secret you take to your after life (if there is one)

19. That's an indicator you should stop puffing

20. The hidden foundation to a happy marriage

21. What a beautiful thing to do for a loved one

22. It's called reparations

23. Oh man, your dog needs to start charging you both

24. This hits a little too close to home

25. They'll be more sneaky next time because of this

26. It's not a bad strategy

27. Ah, an opportunity to be the adult you needed when you were a kid

28. This is wholesome and also a huge fire hazard

29. The audacity to throw a watch party using a Netflix account owned by the person you just dumped!

30. Some crimes are justified, just saying

There are so many great confessions featured on the Fesshole Twitter account but these are the only ones we can fit. A lot of them are funny but there are some that will definitely make you pause.

Are you brave enough to confess anonymously to a few hundred thousand internet strangers? If you are, then what are you waiting for?

Chelsi