Dude Regrets Choice Of Words After Texting Like A Scammer On Bumble And Getting Unmatched Instantly

This is why we must think before we type. Facts.

Lakeisha

• Published in Funny
• February 17, 2022

There's a reason why we're always told to think before we speak, well turns out, only a few got the memo. Did you know that there's only a 3% chance of two people to match on Bumble?

When you're one of the lucky few who've matched, it's important then to think before you text. This, unfortunately, wasn't the situation for Redditor Froyed, who was instantly unmatched for his choice of words.

Unless you're chocolate, chances are people will not give you second chances. Those are just facts, man.

So what happened to Froyed? We'll let him explain, but let's give you a gist.

So this dude matched on Bumble to who he thought was a girl with a great sense of humor. The girl asks him if he'd seen a post on Reddit about a man who fought with his GF's family by pretending he didn't know what potatoes were.

The dude read the post after searching for it on Reddit, pretended he hadn't read it, and replied blankly with a "no". The girl sent him a link to the post, not knowing that the guy had read the entire thing and was only pretending he hadn't.

Now I don't know about y'all, but I find this very fishy. What's the need to pretend when things are going right?

The dude says, "I was hoping that she would tell me the whole story herself and I'd pretend that I had not heard that story ever in my life..."

Why? Don't you know the dangers of being too comfortable?

I know no one asked, but this is inappropriate, and I'll share my reasons in the end. You may begin scrolling.

Here's how it started.

Why would it be boring? It's the sanest thing to ask.

This is downright creepy. I'd run for the hills too.

Why am I not surprised. smh.

Knowing the girl frequents Reddit, this is also my question.

ROFL. Let's creepify the entire situation.

Nope it definitely wasn't.

He does, and he pooped it up. Also, I smell jealousy.

Exactly my point, OP's hiding something creepy.

Yes, this is true. It's not something to joke about.

Facts.

Um. No comments here.

Maybe she unmatched him because he was pretending a lot.

Exactly, there's something else OP hasn't mentioned, perhaps.

Honestly, this isn't a very good thing to say, sorry lass.

Good point.

Facts.

LOL.

I'd hate to agree, but it's weird to pretend and then ask for personal info, even as a joke.

I didn't say it.

You just tried too hard, my friend.

LOL.

Well, this escalated quickly.

Meanwhile somewhere...

In Summary...

So before I forget what I was about to say, I'll just spit out some facts here. If he could tell she had a great sense of humor, chances are she didn't fall for the 'scammer-type' text that Froyed sent her.

She knew he was joking, but was either too mature for him or didn't want to go out with a guy who thought he was funny but, in reality, wasn't funny at all. There's a level of cringe people can bear, y'all.

What do you think about all this?

Lakeisha