The Most Ridiculous and Childish Breakup Text You'll Ever See Between Exes

In order to try to understand the reasoning behind this guy's claims, we will go through each one of his reasons and analyze them properly

Ayoub

• Published in Funny
• April 10, 2019

Breakups are awkward and no one likes to be the one who initiates them, which is why a lot of people start acting a certain way in order to make their significant other want to break up with them when the time is right. 

So when one of the involved parties decides that they no longer want to be part of the relationship, they are left with no choice but to break up with that person. But you can't just do that without disclosing the reasons behind the breakup, which is exactly what this guy did, except that he went a little bit overboard and came up with some pretty ridiculous reasons that are straight up childish.

Number 3 is my favorite as well haha

In order to try to understand the reasoning behind this guy's claims, we will go through each one of his reasons and analyze them properly.

1. You refuse to update your relationship on Facebook.

I mean this one is not that crazy, he has every right to expect that. But if you have to say it over and over again you might want to just take the hint and wait for her to do it free willingly.

2. You won’t include me in things like the wedding this weekend. I should have been the one to escort you

Also valid, but still, you can't make her take you and if she didn't pick you to go with her maybe you're just not the right person for those kind of activities. Or maybe you're just not in that position yet.

3. You are rude to my cat and that makes me feel uncomfortable.

I agree with this one 100%, if you're rude to my cat WE'RE DONE! But come on, how can a person be rude to a cat, I feel like this needs more explanation.

4. You do not share your time equally and by now your boyfriend should be priority.

You've been dating for 7 weeks dude, give the girl a break you obsessive weirdo.

 Your swearing is unladylike.

Okay now he's just being an a-hole. He probably knew that since the beginning, he could've avoided all of this by opting out since day one.

6. You won’t disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think it is upwards of 3 and anything more than that is unacceptable.

Unacceptable in what world? How is that even going to affect your life or relationship with her?

This dude has some serious growing up to do, we hope he finds his way eventually.

Ayoub