Hilarious Moments Where Religious Fanatics Tagged Completely Normal Things As Satanic

What's the stupidest thing you've ever seen a religious person call "satanic"?

Jesse

• Published in Funny
• April 30, 2022

When you hear the word "satanism," what's the first thing that pops up in your mind? Is it the German Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein? Or a night gathering of people in black garments at the graveyard? Or you could be thinking of a witch using animals to concoct some sort of potion?

The Satanic Panic of the 1980s saw Christian extremists promote the belief that demonic societies were methodically preying on kids. In addition, they pushed the notion that these groups were not only abusing children in rituals but were responsible for mass murders in communities. 

As beautiful as religion can be, extremists were constantly twisting the Church's beliefs and practices. They sought to make up a real-world villain behind the conspiracy so that the media could see it. Moreover, there are still traces of this era left behind.

We can see proof in a recent Reddit thread where one user, Dreammare56, posted an interesting question, "What's the stupidest thing [you've] ever seen a religious person refer to as satanic?'"

This list of ludicrous answers includes everything from a bottle of Coke to a microscope and more. Take a seat, relax, and let's try to digest these responses :

1. Seems yugioh can be used to open a secret portal where demons can crawl out from

2. If you collect shiny rocks, then you're probably a devil worshipper

3. "There is only ONE master of the universe and it’s god!!!"

4. A microscope is a gift from the devil.... Beware!

5. Coca Cola has some explaining to do

6. We might have just found the snake that deceived Eve into eating the forbidden fruit

7. Anything of beauty is satanic

8. Dancing is satanic! Flee from dancers!

9. Halloween is the devil's birthday

10. If you get a cartilage piercing, you may have just given your soul to the devil

11. Beware of magic cards. They belong to the devil

12. Are you by any chance left handed? Well, seems you're a witch

13. Left handed people need to be protected at all costs

14. The carebears movie is not what you think. Look deeper!

15. The teeth is devil's portal to your soul

16. Hot cheetos is a product of the devil

17. This is one story you'll have to sit down and digest

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20. Stay away from the word "weird"

The responses from this thread are sure to leave anyone cracking up. Some are so ridiculous that you start to wonder about the logic behind such statements.

Sadly, most of the users who shared their experiences were deprived of activities like playing video games, watching cartoons, and spending quality time with their favorite toys.

Got a similar story to share? We'll love to hear from you in the comments.

Jesse