13 Funny Posts About The Reality Of Parenthood

Me: What are you doing with the freezer?

6: I’m trying to make frozen water in the cup

Me: ........you mean “ice”

6: oh ya

𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫’𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 🤦🏻‍♀️

— Kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) July 13, 2020

My 4yo was very difficult this weekend and I yelled more than I should have but tonight right before bed she hugged me and said “best friends forever!” and just like that she managed to erase all the bad moments and this kind of witchcraft is exactly why 4yos are so scary.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) July 13, 2020

Moms will be like, "Don't know why I have a headache. All I did was eat a popsicle with my kids and nothing else 10 hours ago"

— Virginia McMurdo (@VirginiaMcMurdo) July 14, 2020

My kids’ superpower is know when my husband is three minutes away from home and immediately shut down all their bullshit so my husband can walk in and say: wow, looks like you guys had a great day.

— 👻 Haunt the Nanny 👻 (@not_thenanny) July 15, 2020

My 4yo’s hobbies include holding me captive playing pretend for what feels like hours at a time, asking for something while I’m getting her the last thing she asked for, losing her shit cause her soup is too soupy and being ridiculously adorable so everything else is forgotten.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) July 15, 2020

My daughter just asked to put a Diet Coke in the oven because she found a recipe for invisible ink in her spy kit that calls for baking soda. Frankly, I’m just happy she was willing to bake the soda herself instead of asking me to do it.

— Rhyming Monster (@sarabellab123) July 11, 2020

My 8yo slammed the junk drawer shut, threw her hands up, and asked, “What happened to all the tape?”

Really?

Really?

YOU happened, kid.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) July 14, 2020

My 3yo asked what my favourite animal is and when I said penguin she yelled ‘NO IT ISNT’ and then she yelled at me until I agreed that my favourite animal was a bat and I don’t like bats. Or 3 year olds.

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 14, 2020

Unbelievable how there's childless people out there just living their lives, taking naps and reading books instead of cleaning poo out of the floor vents. Unreal

— ~*Wellness Witchery*~ (@TheMandiEm) July 15, 2020

My tween talks a lot of smack for someone whose entire social existence currently depends on MY Wifi.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 12, 2020

If it doesn’t smell like something died in at least one room in your house are you even a parent

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 14, 2020

Who needs expensive lip plumpers when your toddler can hit you in the face with a toy train for free?

— Just Heather 🖤 (@weedswildflowrs) August 10, 2020

Sad and confused that I shouted at my children to be quiet, because they kept interrupting my wife, who was shouting at me

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 11, 2020