Guy Tells The Internet A Hilarious Tale Of The Infamous Family "Poop Knife"

Every family has a poop knife, right?

Mikayla

• Published in Funny
• January 15, 2018

Some poop is harder to flush than others. As weird as that is to say it's 100% true, and some people have to deal with the trauma of their poop not flushing on the daily. What if you're out in public? on an airplane? 

Or worse, meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time at their lovely country estate home and YOUR POOP won't FLUSH. I repeat, the worst has happened and your POOP. WON'T. FLUSH. That's where the poop knife comes in. 

The Poop Knife otherwise referred to as the Dukey Divider does exactly what you'd think it would do. Cut in half those supermassive nuggets you'd otherwise leave behind to haunt your toilet bowl... Here's the story behind it.

1. So it begins...

2. "Wtf is a poop knife?"

3. So you had one, SHARED knife, used just for poop?

So what do you think of that story? Would you ever consider having a poop knife in your household? Or do you know anyone that could really use one themselves? Share this with a friend to give them the hint!

Mikayla