Tweets About Why Pizza Is Better Than Your Significant Other

Anything but pineapple, please.

Angie

• Published in Interesting
• August 1, 2018

Pizza is my one true love. Sorry hubs. 

Just kidding, but seriously pizza is the best. I love it with all of my heart. And I love it in most forms, except with pineapple (why?!). Thin crust? Yes! Hand-tossed? Mhmmmmm. Deep Dish? Lou Malnati's please! Seriously wonderful in all its forms and I am highly suspicious of people who don't like it. Like what alien planet did you originate from? 

And there are obviously lots of people who agree with me, whether they are Italian pizza purists or they put super crazy stuff on their Dominos (I'm looking at you New Zealand...). 

#theamericandream

ALWAYS Pepperoni

Me, everyday

Who even eats a pizza without cheese?!

#truth

#lifelessons

What a precious loss of life

Nope!

Pizza will never leave you.

Pizza > abs

*dying*

I would if I were a celeb

Angie