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Hilarious Before And After Photo Series Of Becoming Parents Takes The Internet By Storm

"Got Toddlered" is one of the funniest photo challenges to rise on the Internet.

Elana
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Hilarious Before And After Photo Series Of Becoming Parents Takes The Internet By Storm

Parenthood is one heck of a journey. From the woes, mysteries, and beauty of pregnancy, to the miracle of childbirth, and then the moment you hold that tiny, dependent human in your arms for the first time it is all a wild ride and none of it prepares you for a couple years down the road when you've spent countless hours wrist-deep in poop and your hair says, "I've given up." 

It's only human nature to look back at what life was like before these little tornadoes rode in on waves of chaos with as many boogers as they had kisses and snuggles to offer. And when you do go back and look at memory lane, your nice hair, your slimmer figure, your party days... do yourself a favor and take an after picture.

Because the only way to get through the chaos is to have a belly laugh. If you don't believe me take a look for yourself at all those who have taken the "Got Toddlered" challenge, many thanks to the hilarious blog Dad and Buried, before you:

Have kids, they said.

It will be fun, they said... Have kids, they said.Dad and Buried

Now you're the camel.

I mean, there's no other way of discussing it. Now you're the camel.Dad and Buried

Living the dream.

This rock star duo got a lot cooler when their little guitarist joined the hair metal band. In my humble opinion. Living the dream.Dad and Buried

This.

Look out of all the parenting realities on the planet nothing is more real than this: they may have their own plates of the same food but yours is the food they want to eat. You will never eat again unless the food has already been sniffed, licked, touched, and/or sneezed and coughed on by grubby, little fingers. This.Dad and Buried

Before and after snyopsis:

Before, you drank for fun. After, you drink for necessity. Before and after snyopsis:Dad and Buried

The Dad Bod:

Comes with copious amounts of spit up. You're welcome. The Dad Bod:Dad and Buried

Parenthood:

Re-defining cool since the dawn of time. Parenthood:Dad and Buried

Coffee and Kitties

At least some things never change. Coffee and KittiesDad and Buried

Girl Sandwich

I mean, they're both cute sandwiches so... Girl SandwichDad and Buried

Vacation Time

When you have kids the only real vacation is a vacation where you get some sleep. Vacation TimeDad and Buried

Oh baby!

You know what causes this? Oh baby!Dad and Buried

Featuring: Doggo

Dogs get toddlered, too. Featuring: DoggoDad and Buried

Fabulous

But really, who would choose a red, solo cup over that adorable daddy-daughter hair style? FabulousDad and Buried

Little black dress before...

Sort of dressed in black after. Little black dress before...Dad and Buried

Holidays in style

But sometimes when you snooze, you don't lose. Holidays in styleDad and Buried

Stick it to 'em.

All the life in his eyes is gone. Stick it to 'em.Dad and Buried

It all seems so promising in the beginning

It all ends up so exhausting in the end. It all seems so promising in the beginningDad and Buried

Weight lifting

You'll just carry your weight with you everywhere you go now. Weight liftingDad and Buried

Karma?

If you scream with alcohol you're more likely to have a screaming baby. Karma?Dad and Buried

What people fail to realize:

When you have kids there's a lot more tiny, stinky butts in your face than you ever imagined possible. What people fail to realize:Dad and Buried

Another before and after cautionary tale:

Before, bright-eyed and bushy tailed. After, completely exhausted. Another before and after cautionary tale:Dad and Buried

Fact of life:

You are only as cool as your daughters allow you to be. Fact of life:Dad and Buried

From wine to coffee

It's not as glamorous as you'd think it would be. From wine to coffeeDad and Buried

Smile mom

Baby fingers pinch harder than you're capable of realizing until it's too late. Smile momDad and Buried

Different Places

Different faces. Different PlacesDad and Buried

You know what they say:

Once you have kids you may as well forget about shame because there's no reason to have any, anymore. You know what they say:Dad and Buried

Living vicariously

If you always wanted a race car bed then having kids is a great thing because they can hog your king sized bed and you can get a good night's sleep in their race car bed. Win-win. Living vicariouslyDad and Buried

Happy Halloween

They did the crime, now they're doing the time. Happy HalloweenDad and Buried

Well...

She looks absolutely fabulous in both photos if you ask me. Well...Dad and Buried

Amazing

Absolutely fabulous sense of fashion. AmazingDad and Buried
Elana