Hilarious Before And After Photo Series Of Becoming Parents Takes The Internet By Storm
"Got Toddlered" is one of the funniest photo challenges to rise on the Internet.
Parenthood is one heck of a journey. From the woes, mysteries, and beauty of pregnancy, to the miracle of childbirth, and then the moment you hold that tiny, dependent human in your arms for the first time it is all a wild ride and none of it prepares you for a couple years down the road when you've spent countless hours wrist-deep in poop and your hair says, "I've given up."
It's only human nature to look back at what life was like before these little tornadoes rode in on waves of chaos with as many boogers as they had kisses and snuggles to offer. And when you do go back and look at memory lane, your nice hair, your slimmer figure, your party days... do yourself a favor and take an after picture.
Because the only way to get through the chaos is to have a belly laugh. If you don't believe me take a look for yourself at all those who have taken the "Got Toddlered" challenge, many thanks to the hilarious blog Dad and Buried, before you:
Have kids, they said.
It will be fun, they said...
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Now you're the camel.
I mean, there's no other way of discussing it.
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Living the dream.
This rock star duo got a lot cooler when their little guitarist joined the hair metal band. In my humble opinion.
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This.
Look out of all the parenting realities on the planet nothing is more real than this: they may have their own plates of the same food but yours is the food they want to eat. You will never eat again unless the food has already been sniffed, licked, touched, and/or sneezed and coughed on by grubby, little fingers.
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Before and after snyopsis:
Before, you drank for fun. After, you drink for necessity.
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The Dad Bod:
Comes with copious amounts of spit up. You're welcome.
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Parenthood:
Re-defining cool since the dawn of time.
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Coffee and Kitties
At least some things never change.
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Girl Sandwich
I mean, they're both cute sandwiches so...
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Vacation Time
When you have kids the only real vacation is a vacation where you get some sleep.
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Oh baby!
You know what causes this?
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Featuring: Doggo
Dogs get toddlered, too.
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Fabulous
But really, who would choose a red, solo cup over that adorable daddy-daughter hair style?
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Little black dress before...
Sort of dressed in black after.
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Holidays in style
But sometimes when you snooze, you don't lose.
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Stick it to 'em.
All the life in his eyes is gone.
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It all seems so promising in the beginning
It all ends up so exhausting in the end.
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Weight lifting
You'll just carry your weight with you everywhere you go now.
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Karma?
If you scream with alcohol you're more likely to have a screaming baby.
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What people fail to realize:
When you have kids there's a lot more tiny, stinky butts in your face than you ever imagined possible.
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Another before and after cautionary tale:
Before, bright-eyed and bushy tailed. After, completely exhausted.
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Fact of life:
You are only as cool as your daughters allow you to be.
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From wine to coffee
It's not as glamorous as you'd think it would be.
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Smile mom
Baby fingers pinch harder than you're capable of realizing until it's too late.
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Different Places
Different faces.
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You know what they say:
Once you have kids you may as well forget about shame because there's no reason to have any, anymore.
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Living vicariously
If you always wanted a race car bed then having kids is a great thing because they can hog your king sized bed and you can get a good night's sleep in their race car bed. Win-win.
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Happy Halloween
They did the crime, now they're doing the time.
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Well...
She looks absolutely fabulous in both photos if you ask me.
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Amazing
Absolutely fabulous sense of fashion.
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Elana
