Cross Stitches That Are So Offensive They Definitely Don't Belong To Your Grandma

Forget the old boring quotes we usually look at these cross stitches are much more entertaining.

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Cross Stitches That Are So Offensive They Definitely Don't Belong To Your Grandma

When we talk about cross stitches, we think about grandma sitting on the patio in her rocking chair making these olden days cross stitches that consist of patterns of flowers and even nice, friendly quotes that help people and motivate them.

Then they would give it to us their grandchildren and you have to be happy about it because you cannot ever hurt your grandmama's feelings, it goes against humanity! We store them away and forget about it until the day we want to relive those memories. 

But these people, (I don't think it's grandma) decided to cross stitch every day rude quotes and they display it all over their homes for everyone to take laughing offense.

Thank you dinosaurs

Who run's the world? Girls! Thank you dinosaursPinterest

Dear Zombies

You are welcome, but if you step out of place a bullet may fly your way. Dear ZombiesEtsy

Us humans can be difficult

We definitely are the worst sometimes, not all the time, but most of the time. Us humans can be difficultPinterest

Surprised much

Of course, we are surprised! Most men can't even multitask how are they successful. No offence to all men!

 Surprised muchEtsy

Born in sin

And then we live in sin, we can never seem to win. Born in sinPinterest

Everything I tell you!

As we all know birds they always leave they're shitty - ness everywhere.

 Everything I tell you!Imgrum

Just beat it

What a clever way to use a vegetable. Just beat itPinterest

Obviously!

Why do we make things so difficult for ourselves?

 Obviously!Pinterest

Novel threat

I will make you the bad guy, you better behave. Novel threatPinterest

Sleep all day

This is what happens when you get old, you just want to sleep. Sleep all dayPinterest

Mommy's helpers

All moms need some help here and there with the pesky little kids. Mommy's helpersPinterest

Lose my mind

The touch of flowers is genius! It does not look threatening at all.

 Lose my mindEtsy

The 21st century

Maybe back in the old day's things were still great, now it is just dysfunctional.

 The 21st centuryPinterest

I will only ask once

Please do it while I am still asking nicely. I will only ask oncePinterest

Treat me like Kanye

This would be one perfect guy. Treat me like KanyeEtsy

Hatred is bad, don't do it

We all have those days where nothing goes right and you just hate everyone and everything. Hatred is bad, don't do itPinterest

The field is empty

No fucks were given this season. The field is emptyPinterest

Gangster paradise

They probably see rainbows when they are high in the sky. Gangster paradiseEtsy

I am a proper lady

I do things the right way or no way. I am a proper ladyImgur

Raise your flag

Let everyone know who you truly are. Raise your flagEtsy

Proven method of handling children

This is evidence of why the young are eaten. They are just too much to handle! Proven method of handling childrenPinterest

My kind of people

Drinking wine and judging is pretty fun until it bites you in the behind. My kind of peopleEtsy

David Bowie dream

If he told you to do it then you better do it. David Bowie dreamPinterest

Wine that dog

Company is company even if it is your dog. Wine that dogEtsy

Why work then

Enjoy life rather than to sit at a boring 9 - 5 job that sucks out your soul. Why work thenPinterest

This is one educational cross stitch

Will certainly help us know what syphilis looks like inside you.

 This is one educational cross stitchEtsy

Where should we do it then?

Which place would be appropriate to do it? Perhaps the bedroom or lounge? Where should we do it then?Etsy

Bitch please!

Best quote ever written. Bitch please!Pinterest
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