Woman Offers To Mysteriously Be A Part Of People's Funerals And It Will Have You Dying Of Laughter

Putting the FUN in funeral.

Rachel
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Woman Offers To Mysteriously Be A Part Of People's Funerals And It Will Have You Dying Of Laughter

We're barely a week into 2019 and there has already been some good quality content on the internet. Example? This tweet, and job offer, from 26-year-old Dana Schwartz, who is an American writer and journalist.

Funerals are often upsetting, so, whilst alive, many of us may be trying to figure out a way to have a funeral that focuses less on the death-stuff, ya know? Sometimes in movies, funerals feature a plot-convenient mysterious figure in the background which leaves the protagonists wondering if they ever really knew the deceased. Schwartz made the same intriguing offer, for the absolute bargain price of $50.

Schwartz's tweet that started it all

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She helpfully provided her venmo for those wanting to take her up on her offer

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And people complied!

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The replies were immediate; including this gem from Neil Gaiman

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And people had their own ideas to improve the service...

Ngl this would be so creepy.

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Add an air of mystery to your funeral!

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"It's done."

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Hopefully it's a foggy day so the mysterious figure can seemingly appear from nowhere.

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Faking a death would certainly be a plot-twist.

Rachel