Tattoo Artists Of Reddit Share The Most Messed Up Designs People Have Decided To Permanently Ink On Their Bodies
"... Wile. E Coyote's arm poking out of a dude's butt, holding a sign that said 'help'.
Chelsi
Tattoos are either carefully curated, well-thought-out body art pieces or they are spur of the moment decisions you may or may not regret later on. This is a dichotomy that is mostly true.
Getting a tattoo should be a decision anybody should take lightly. Those lower back butterfly tattoos will forever be branded on your skin and you should really sleep on them before getting one.
You can always get those tattoos lasered off for sure, but that procedure not only costs a lot of money, it also hurts according to those who've done it. Plus, getting those tattoos will cost you a good chunk of money.
There are some rules people should keep in mind before getting inked. Rule number one: think twice before getting a tattoo from a friend who's just starting unless you absolutely trust their artistry, even then think about it carefully.
Second, don't get a tattoo while you're drunk; it might seem like a good idea but sober you will most definitely disagree. Third, only get tattoos from licensed artists!
We can repeat these common-sense warnings all the time but humans tend to be humans and get sh*tty tattoos anyway. These poor decisions led to a very interesting Q&A on Reddit.
Tattoo artists were asked what was the most effed-up thing they tattooed on someone and boy, oh boy did we get some ~ interesting ~ answers. Tattoos with unfortunate typos are mild compared to these ones.
The question that brought us down this rabbit hole:
carlden3
1. It's funny enough to not be considered awful
Goongalagooo
2. Can't you just hear their laughter when they see this tattoo?
Vote_4_Cthulhu
3. He'd rat what?
whycantifindmyname
4. Satan's next door neighbor
Cemeterywind666
5. A basic tattoo but make it cowboy
Curly_su3
6. Is that a part of the 12-step program?
jessica4994
7. Of course Billy Jack liked it
willieyobslayer
willieyobslayer
8. Savage is so well-loved
t0nyage
9. What was his name and on which letter did he stop?
Luke-__-
10. I'm pretty sure this counts as workplace harassment
Kypriot
11. This is just unfortunate, he could have just graffitied that on her house instead of on his forehead
tjohnboy
tjohnboy
12. She wasn't complete with her transformation
zombieriot
13. Can he twist that way to see them at least?
_simonstre_
14. He's also in jail or rehab right? RIGHT?
FuckYeahPhotography
15. That would be a no
PseudOrchid
16. Why was it... blue?
merryjoanna
merryjoanna
17. Can it swallow a whole egg?
zygomelonm
18. Someone else commented: "stairway to Kevin"
Darqologist, poopellar
19. Tattoo placement and proportion should always, always be a factor before getting inked
Reflection_Hunter
20. The lesson we learned from this is you should pick your friends better
astrogeeknerd
21. Imagine going to med school for a decade and this is how your patients greet you
2marcusdc
22. This was not on the Disney adaptation
jhpeaks
23. Was all of this on one person?
Loctusofsmorgasbord
24. It's like getting a dreamcatcher tattooed on you
HoonArt
25. We never intended to thank him in the first place
MGoodacre
26. We love a person with a great sense of humor
Liversteeg
27. Rumor has it, stamps are being made of this exact same tattoo
stedews
28. And that was the last time anybody has ever seen him naked
m1racle
29. Two things he's passionate about
LowThreadCountSheets
30. That's something I didn't think I'd read today
sal-t_brgr
31. Pretty sure this is offensive
ASithLordWannabe
32. I wish I can unread this
sacr1ficialsl0th
33. You shouldn't take jokes this far
willowdd
34. She's a buffet
PretendThisIsMyName
35. He's trying to spread awareness about the constitution
FunCalendar2769
Well, those are lovely images you can picture before going to bed. Tattoos are personal and at the end of the day, your body, your choice.
However, and this is a big however if your tattoo artist tells you to your face that you should think twice about it, you definitely should listen before you regret your tattoo and you're out a thousand bucks.
Chelsi