People Can't Stop Trolling This $9000 Knife With Hilarious Reviews

This overpriced knife is the most useful object on the planet but people can't stop trolling it with hilarious reviews.

Mikayla

• Published in Funny
• December 13, 2017

If you're looking for the perfect present that will suit absolutely anyone you may have finally found it! This amazing Swiss Army Knife from Amazon has 87 implements and over 141 functions so it is perfect for that person in your life that is super busy or always looking for something they seem to have lost. And the best part about it? It's only $9,999.99 plus shipping!

That's right, this giant knife is not only super useful but super expensive, so unless you've got the cash to flash around for it you might want to take on a second job to pay for it (or maybe just sell your car!) But hey, you'd be the best present giver in the entire family...

Okay so maybe you won't be buying this for anyone, but that hasn't stopped people from posting hilarious reviews on the product. They're not just funny, they're 100% informative, helpful, and honest. Why wouldn't they be?

This is the knife in question

And here is where we get into the amazing reviews:

Well, he's a fast worker that's for sure!

I'll buy 12!

I'm proud of you, son.

Stylish, compact, AND useful!

So really it's saving you money?

I was almost sold but this is a let down...

You know what? Never mind.

Nail file instructions are on page 394

Just put it back in there it will fix it for you too!

Welcome to the family!

Well... Okay.

Mikayla