10+ Jokes You'll Only Get If You Eat Junk Food Constantly

Do you ever wish you eat healthier and exercised? No, me neither.

Mikayla

• Published in Funny
• November 10, 2017

Do you ever sit on your bed, in the darkness of your room and scroll through an Instagram feed of super fit models, wishing you looked like them? Those people and all their posed photos, showing off in the gym or tugging at your tummy with all of their tasty looking recipes and food prep. Man, life seems great for them, right? 

Do you find that as much as you scroll and wish that was you with all of those likes, sitting wrapped up in a blanket taco munching back chips, chocolate, and your favorite meal from McDonald's makes you far happier than any salad could? Because Same.

So if you're that person that smiles when you see your fries coming, or will always choose nuggets over kale, you'll love these jokes, made just for you. 

Cheat Days:

Me Too...

That's The Tastiest Looking Snake Ever

You Eat It For The Love

So?

This Thanksgiving I'm Thankful For...

Eat Something Green OCCASIONALLY PLEASE

That Could Be A Pie

But It Was Fruit Flavoured... I Think

This Is What Heaven Looks Like!

Calories Don't Count When It's Ranch

Please Don't Touch My Drinking Cheese...

There's Salad In That Though, Right?

It Calls My Soul!

I'm About To Throw A B.F.

Be Safe My Love!

NUMBER 17 PLEASE

... Sure...

I Mean Sure.

I. Am. A. GODDESS

Mikayla