Comedian Uses Bot To Write John Wick Script And The Results Are Absolutely Hilarious
Living in New York City, Keaton Patti is an accomplished comedian and writer. He has contributed writings for The New Yorker, Comedy Central, The Onion, Netflix, Funny or Die, CollegeHumor and McSweeney's and he has gained quite a bit of notoriety for "forcing a bot to write things."
Recently, Keaton "forced" a bot to watch 1,000 hours of John Wick movies and then commanded the bot to write a script for yet another John Wick movie. Chances are if you're reading this, you're well aware of the iconic character, played by Keanu Reeves, of John Wick... legendary assassin, dog lover, absolute badass, but this script will rock your socks and leaving you rolling with laughter.
1,000 hours in...
The fun begins.
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If this script doesn't bread your butter, I don't know what could.
Exploding Horses? Check. Mob Men? Check.
If Keanu Reeves was on the Internet, there's no chance he'd pass up responding to this inquiry.
No new John Wick script would be complete without this photo.
It's the best.
Our bodies are ready.
