People Reveal Small Things That Instantly Make Them Angry

I don't know anyone who doesn't get mad at these things.

Edmund

• Published in Funny
• April 23, 2019

Everyone gets mad about something. Some things are specific to an individual's life but some are based on day to day experiences we all go through.

Although big annoying events do happen, the things that regularly annoy us the most are more often than not small, ultimately insignificant things.

These things make our day feel annoyingly rough and bring out the most annoyed response a small event possibly could. Here is a list of these small, everyday things that have annoyed the following people as well as many others around the world (more than likely including you) on a daily basis.

“Things not staying where I put them. For example if I hang a towel and it just immediately decides to slide off, or I put my spoon down in my ice cream, but because it’s still almost full the spoon just tips over and falls out. Like, you’re inanimate fucking objects, don’t just fucking up and decide to do some random ass bullshit that makes me have to go and pick shit up or clean the floor!”

Never touch my stuff.

“Someone trying to talk to me while I eat at work. Come on, just let me have this 10 minutes to myself.”

“Hitting back to back red lights.”

When trying to get somewhere, this is my biggest enemy.

“Grocery store etiquette. GTFO of the middle of the aisle! This can’t be your first time shopping!”

“This morning, I got a bag of popcorn out of the vending machine at work. Opened it too fast and shot popcorn all over the floor. For a good 7 seconds, I thought about just going home and quitting my job from bed.”

“Bumping my head on something when I stand up. It takes me by surprise and pisses me off.”

“When I bite into a delicious sandwich and all the insides fall out of the other end. I call this Sandwich Rage.”

Subway, I'm calling you out for this one.

“If someone shushes me or puts their hand in my face. I go from 0 to 100 in no time.”

Yeah, don't touch people like that.

“People using their brightest screens on their phones to check texts and social media during movies in a theater.”

These people are monsters. Pure monsters.

“Talking over me. I get that it’s a cultural thing for some people – in some families you never get heard at all unless you talk over your family members – but doing it in regular conversation is just enraging. Also condescension. Call me “son” or “honey” one more time, asshole.”

“Unflushed toilet.”

Looking at you little brother of mine.

“People taking up the sidewalk and walking too slow. Immediate rage.”

“Catching my earbud cord on a doorknob and having it ripped from my ear.”

“People who use speakerphone in public. Also, the especially shitty subgroup of people who blast music from their phone/Bluetooth speaker in public instead of using headphones. “Bruh, dis that shit you ain’t never hurd before!” Yeah, and now I long to return to such an idyllic time.”

“People being late or unprepared. If I say I want to leave the house at 5PM to go get groceries, I don’t mean get ready to leave at 5PM, I mean I want to be walking out the door. Losing 15 minutes in the grand scheme of things isn’t a huge deal, but I just feel so disrespected if my time is wasted like that.”

You know who you are.

What do you think of this list? What makes you mad?

Edmund