40 Times People Revealed The Funniest And Most Inconvenient Names Parents Actually Gave Their Children
A person's name is a huge part of their identity but then these names are just over the edge.
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- Published in Funny
An individual's name is a huge piece of their identity. It is what we are called by educators in class, it is what our partners call us while moaning in ecstasy on the bed, and, eventually, it is what our gravestone will bear.
Basically, everything about you has your name attached to it. But some of the time, names do not only describe the people who wear them, but they can also tell a great deal about the creativity of the ones who came up with the names in the first place.
Or, on the other hand, the absence of creativity. There's this post on Reddit by a user named u/Frasepalm asking the Reddit community this question, "What baby name immediately makes you lose all respect for the parents and why?"
This particular Reddit post has more than 13k comments. And a large number of these comments recommend that not every person ought to be permitted to fill up the birth certificates of their children.
Talk about names like Younique, Jezebel, Messiah, Ransom, and hold on, there’s one who got the name - Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. The ridiculous names are just too numerous, so we’ve gathered up a bunch of them for you to read through and be wowed.
The question is popped...
u/FrasepalmPeople rushed in to drop the different silly names they've heard.
1. Ohnasti to Honest down to Oh Nasty
Jtco235, OSPAN ALI4. Children are dealing with the repercussions of your bad name choices
Sebaren, Zhivko Minkov3. Why name your child Precious Bunny?
luc122c, Christian Bowen4. Someone's name is a country
DarthGandhi, ILO Asia-Pacific5. Say me hello to Kaightlynne
Violetlemonbug, Tim Mossholder6. Wait, what!
Tiny_Parfait, Kazuo ota7. Naming your child based on a popular tv series or movie
el_pobbster8. Why Natalie, why?
jackiekackie, Javier Morales9. Check this one out
anon10. Naming your kids after "assassinated presidents"
Aldo1311. I totally agree with the fact that they are a**holes
CanadianBAC0N9512. Sounds like a kidnap is going on
DrPrankz, Sincerely Media13. Talk about pressure to perform
IAmDrinkingIcedTea, Wade Austin Ellis14. Speechless
FaithHopePixiedust, Daiga Ellaby15. Okay... I'm leaving at this point
anon, Diomari Madulara16. Justice got served
phantommoose17. What a story!
Strap in and prepare for rough seas!
My mom is a midwife and one day she came home with what she thought was the epitome of dumb names.
These parents had just gotten back from a trip to the states, where they had visited a dock to look at boats, and one of those beautiful boats had an even more beautiful and exotic name, they wanted to name their baby daughter after this boat.
Usnavy
My mom is a saint for not laughing.
- Maar7en
Layton Diament18. Hmm...
DavidRandom19. Oh well...
anon20. Huh?
TheWaiterDebator, Gabriel Tovar21. Hey Daddyboi...
Cocoleia, Sigmund22. Romance, Romantic and Romeo
anon, Matheus Ferrero23. Heaven spelled backwards
mrsprinkles324. Hi, my name is Bear and you?
stickylarue25. Hmm...
kemje26. Baby, meet baby...
domcobbstotem27. You got to be kidding ne
rxsheepxr, Rodrigo Curi28. Speechless again
microjew2, Alexis Mora Angulo29. Interesting times
djbadname13, Katarzyna Grabowska30. From a teacher...
Penya2331. It had to be boldened
mindless_blaze, unsplash.com32. Okay
Hysteria87833. More to come
alialibobali34. Naming your kids after your hobby
hannahmontanaswig35. Another funny one
androidchrist36. Moving on...
YoureNotAGenius37. Named after a TV show
anon38. Check this one out
Back2Bach, Donnie Ray Jones39. What?
magnumthepi40. My name is MyLuv... Okay
formerexpatintheus, Nathan DumlaoJust like some of these kids bearing these silly names, I’d be pissed with my parents as well. After which, I’ll dash off to the court for a change of name because WTF…
Anyways, which of the names did you find the most ridiculous? Have you heard of an awkward name as well?
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