10+ Hysterical Tweets About Christmas You Will Absolutely Love

Christmas tweets that are so relateable.

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Published in Funny
December 10, 2017

10+ Hysterical Tweets About Christmas You Will Absolutely Love

Christmas is right around the corner which is the perfect opportunity to crack a couple of jokes about it. The word Christmas has so much baggage attached to it that whenever you hear it, a myriad of things pop into your head, like cliqués, weird memories, and of course the weird things people do each Christmas.

So instead of crying about the uninteresting parts of Christmas, these people decided to joke about them on Twitter, and since each person has a different experience when it comes to these things, the Tweets below ended having so many different plots and hilarious jokes in them.

Fair enough lol

got tired of writing "From Santa" on all my mom's christmas gifts so I decided to make them from other things that don't actually exist pic.twitter.com/cUL0S02hvz
— javeeds (@hannahjavidi) December 25, 2016

Seven years and counting

for the 7th year in a row, Rick Astley refuses to give his wife her favorite Pixar movie for Christmas
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) December 1, 2015

Y R U DOING THIS MARIAH :'(

"I don't want a lot for Christmas."

Later...

"All I want for Christmas is you."

EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.
— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 14, 2014

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Truly timeless

It doesn't feel like I'm truly home for the holidays until I've taken my parents' phones and said "Here let me show you" at least 25 times.
— Ari Scott (@ariscott) December 19, 2016

It really does

Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending
— kid block (@senderblock23) December 11, 2014

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Being broke sucks

Current Christmas financial situation pic.twitter.com/to7ei44Ovd
— UNILAD (@UNILAD) December 17, 2016

Rejected

"Um wow okay"
-all of Santa's other reindeer
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) December 14, 2014

Gay Christmas

Don we now our gay apparel pic.twitter.com/x1PEMKYoFD
— Renek the halls with bits of Nasus (fa la la la la (@RenektonBot) November 6, 2016

Merriage is not easy

if you like christmas so much why don't you merry it
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) December 23, 2013

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Pure bliss

My cat forgets what a Christmas tree is every year and it's wonderful pic.twitter.com/LlY3lx5BnJ
— August J. Pollak (@AugustJPollak) December 2, 2016

Never forget

Cashier: do you want cash back?
Me: I mean who wouldn't. There's ring of fire, I walk the line. Let's not forget his christmas album
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) March 29, 2015

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Preach!

put christ back in christmas and put the god damn southwest chicken melt back on the $5 footlong menu
— EVERETT BYRAM (@rad_milk) December 8, 2014

Come on!

theres a war on christmas? come on... why cant they just do it the day after christmas
— Mike F (@mikefossey) December 1, 2015

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Boyfriendzoned :'(

🎶oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree🎶
Christmas tree: I have a boyfriend
— your favorite president (me) (@pharmasean) December 21, 2014

I know right

If I don't see two minivans lock reindeer antlers for a Target parking space, what are the holidays even about?
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 15, 2016