10+ Hysterical Tweets About Christmas You Will Absolutely Love

got tired of writing "From Santa" on all my mom's christmas gifts so I decided to make them from other things that don't actually exist pic.twitter.com/cUL0S02hvz

— javeeds (@hannahjavidi) December 25, 2016

for the 7th year in a row, Rick Astley refuses to give his wife her favorite Pixar movie for Christmas

— dan mentos (@DanMentos) December 1, 2015

"I don't want a lot for Christmas."

Later...

"All I want for Christmas is you."

EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.

— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 14, 2014

It doesn't feel like I'm truly home for the holidays until I've taken my parents' phones and said "Here let me show you" at least 25 times.

— Ari Scott (@ariscott) December 19, 2016

Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending

— kid block (@senderblock23) December 11, 2014

Current Christmas financial situation pic.twitter.com/to7ei44Ovd

— UNILAD (@UNILAD) December 17, 2016

"Um wow okay"
-all of Santa's other reindeer

— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) December 14, 2014

Don we now our gay apparel pic.twitter.com/x1PEMKYoFD

— Renek the halls with bits of Nasus (fa la la la la (@RenektonBot) November 6, 2016

if you like christmas so much why don't you merry it

— FRO VO (@fro_vo) December 23, 2013

My cat forgets what a Christmas tree is every year and it's wonderful pic.twitter.com/LlY3lx5BnJ

— August J. Pollak (@AugustJPollak) December 2, 2016

Cashier: do you want cash back?
Me: I mean who wouldn't. There's ring of fire, I walk the line. Let's not forget his christmas album

— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) March 29, 2015

put christ back in christmas and put the god damn southwest chicken melt back on the $5 footlong menu

— EVERETT BYRAM (@rad_milk) December 8, 2014

theres a war on christmas? come on... why cant they just do it the day after christmas

— Mike F (@mikefossey) December 1, 2015

🎶oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree🎶
Christmas tree: I have a boyfriend

— your favorite president (me) (@pharmasean) December 21, 2014

If I don't see two minivans lock reindeer antlers for a Target parking space, what are the holidays even about?

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 15, 2016