Redditors Share The Most Hilariously Selfish Things Their Dogs Have Done, And Here Are 30 Of Them

"She BOLTED on the porch and snatched 5 pizza rolls at lightening speed."

Maryjane

• Published in Animals
• August 11, 2022

According to certain ideas, if playfulness is what constitutes a sense of humor, then dogs most definitely have a sense of humor. Do dogs engage in stupid behavior to amuse us, humans?

It's likely that animals act in a stupid or hilarious manner to gain attention because they must tend to their own requirements in order to survive. However, the majority of dog lovers don't require scientific proof that dogs have a sense of humor.

They demonstrate it through their comical poses, subtle playfulness, and natural humor. Dogs can make your day and put a grin on your face just by being dogs, whether you find them trying to steal a snack or lounging around like a loaf of bread.

They never fail to fill our hearts with unbridled joy and let us know how much they value us. Speaking of the hilariously selfish sides of our furry friends, I’m sure your dog, at one time or another, has played a fast one on you.

For the Redditor who brought up this post on the r/dogs subreddit community, the dog pretended to fall and injure herself just to distract her hooman and take away some mouthfuls of pizza. Other Redditors had a good laugh at this story while sharing their own stories as well.

You’re definitely in for a good laugh as the comments will crack you up really well.

More info: Reddit

My dog snatched 5 pizza rolls at lightening speed

1. The other two fell for it every single day

2. What my dog did when we he thought we were ignoring him...

3. The dogs belonging to these redditors are bed stealers

4. This is a hilarious one

5. Felt totally cared about and protected

6. My dog never misses an opportunity for attention

7. A dog that steals its hooman's spot

8. This dog was being a lazy attention seeker

9. This dog ate a full box of donuts

10. This dog does a bunch of things

11. This dog tricked its hooman just to get a spot

12. This younger dog steals the older dog's bone

13. This dog ate a whole bowl of cookies

14. This dog tore up a whole bag of toilet paper

15. This Redditor has an interesting story

16. This dog fakes seizures

17. This dog bit the bottom of her hooman's ice cream cone

18. A dog who throws a tantrum

19. This dog stole a squash from the garden

20. This dog pooped on the hood of the hooman's car

21. There is someone here, come quick

22. This puppy has zero interest in food

23. This dog grabbed the whole speaker

24. This dog who likes woofing for a reason

25. This dog who always has to be the fastest

26. This dog who picks up cherry stones on walks

27. This dog launches himself on the bed

28. This Redditor has got quite a story to share

29. This is a wholesome story

30. This dog who understands the concept of revenge

Think about positive reinforcement: when your dog follows your instructions, she receives a reward. You giggle and give her a tender rub as she rolls on the floor with her tongue hanging out and a silly grin on her face.

She might have discovered at this point that her behavior results in a favorable reaction from you. Do share this post with your loved ones too.

Maryjane