10+ Everyday Life Hacks To Hide Your Valuable Possessions

It's like secret spy stuff but for normal people like you and me.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• January 2, 2018

Not all who are paranoid deserve tinfoil hats.

But more seriously, we all have goods we want to hide. Even in the sanctity of our own homes, we are compelled to keep certain things private. From top secret flash drives to money and literally everything in between, we have a natural compulsion to want to ensure the safety of our valuables in a very unsafe world.

I mean, it seems like every day we are hearing about break-ins and burglaries so it's understandable that society as a whole would become paranoid about their belongings. Yet for the most part, we're poor ASF. But fret not, if you can't afford a top-notch security system we have you covered! Because it turns out there are all kinds of great places to hide your stuff and chances are, most of them are already in your home or easy and cheap to make happen!

Magnetic Page Photo Album Hiding Place

Someday that cash will come in handy

Candy Stash

Nobody eats frozen edamame. Nobody.

The unused drive

Because literally nobody puts discs in anymore.

Sliced Bread Hideout

However, if anyone has a hankering for a PB & J you're screwed.

Fake bottoms

Almost as good as real bottoms.

Epic

I mean, it takes a bit of dedication but it's worth it if you need to hide a little cash.

Because nobody suspects the stuffy

It's genius, and unless some psycho tears through your home ripping stuffed animals' heads off, you're golden.

Secret Compartment Shift Knob

Because why not?

Clever!

Imagine what things you could hide in there.

The Shelf

Everyone needs a shelf like this.

Fake Rocks are so 10 years ago

Now we need this crap.

Secret Compartment Coffee Table

You'll never regret having one of these. Never.

Fancy!

Okay, this is a good way to utilize your closet space when you don't own an impressive wardrobe.

Tiny Hidden Spot for... Money

In case you needed to hide a single bill somewhere.

Mayonaise

This wouldn't work in my home but it may in yours.

Secret Side Table

It glides and slides.

Landlines are a thing of the past

But that doesn't mean if you live in an older building you can't make use of that eyesore on your wall.

Cabinet Hidey-Hole

For super important, top secret documents.

Pillows

Stuff it.

Cup Holder

Multiple uses.

Secret Keyboard Hiding Place

You just have to hope they aren't there to steal computer parts.

The Flashlight

I mean, it even works! You can hide stuff AND it works. Perfect.

It's all in the soles.

As long as you aren't at the airport, this should work.

Functional Tile

Because non-functional tiles are useless.

Brush your hair!

And stash your cash.

Side Panel

People don't think to look in odd places like this.

Stuff Treasures Under A Fridge

Because literally nobody looks or cleans under fridges.

Have a seat

There's nothing to see here, folks.

Books As Hidden Storage

Hide all kinds of goodies in there.

Under the trash!

This is a great idea, as long as your trash bag doesn't leak.

Cleaning Supplies?

More like hiding supplies.

Under The Fish Tank Hiding Place

Nothing fishy to see here.

DVD's!

But not DVD's.

Top Secret Tissue Box

It even holds tissues still.

Storage Hack

Hidden storage!

The perfect use for a wedge

Because otherwise, wedges aren't exactly the prettiest shoe style.

Clever

As long as you don't get thirsty, this should work.

Hidden Compartment In A Globe

That's a great storage spot, especially since it's a cool decoration, too.

It's all in the curtains

Your hidden stuff, that is.

Lip Balm and Chapstick

Just hope you don't lose it, these are notoriously easy to lose.

Secret Crawlspace Access Door

This will really free up your space.

What's in a log?

Keys, of course.

Secret Log Box

These little log boxes are super cool if you ask me.

Okay, this may be a little expensive

But it's super cool.

Deodorant

Stash that cash!

Potted Plant Secret Compartment

Plants are aesthetically pleasing to look at, but it's cool if you can hide things under them, too.

Belt with a zipper?

Nobody checks the belts for money.

Getting Creative

As long as your burglars aren't looking for missing socks, this is a good hiding spot.

Hide A Key In Plain Sight

Well played.

Take your vitamins!

And re-purpose the bottles.

Bike Seat Secret Compartment

You can now ride everywhere with all kinds of things stashed safely away.

Nobody is picking this up!

Unless they're a weirdo.

Inside A Retainer Or Mouth Guard Case

The chances of someone getting curious enough to open one of these puppies? Slim to none. Safe hiding place!

Frozen Meat

It's a bit of work, but if it works it isn't stupid.

Birdhouse With A Hidden Box

Feed the birds and hide your keys! Woo!

Elana