Man Wonders If He Broke “Guy Code” By Sharing A Guy Secret With His Wife

She knows too much now, she’s too powerful.

Ayoub

• Published in Funny
• December 12, 2021

There are many secrets and concealed habits that are exclusively known amongst people who belong to the same gender, these “secrets” are quite obvious to the ones who live them and do them every day, but the opposite gender is often totally or partially oblivious to what is actually going on.

Some of these secrets are totally mind-blowing and not talked about that often because they’re kind of routine to the people who developed them as habits out of necessity. Once they are randomly mentioned to the opposite gender, they always feel like great revelations that only a few chosen people were lucky enough to be blessed with.

A Redditor by the username u/alexrabbit929 posted a story on the r/tifu subReddit (tifu stands for Today I F-ed Up), where he explained how he shared a guy secret with his girlfriend but ended up regretting it years later after he realized he might’ve broken guy code.

Scroll down and check out the original Reddit post, and if you want to read screenshots of the comments from that post all you have to do is scroll a little further. There’s also a TL;DR at the end in case you are in a rush and only want to get the essentials.

Here’s the original Reddit post by u/alexrabbit929:

She’s been doing it for 8 years and is not planning to stop anytime soon 😂

Now even more women know it, he shared it with the whole world.

She’s speaking on behalf of at least one million women.

Try not to picture it in your head.

Things need to be compatible down there.

Making eye contact with someone while they’re doing that is still creepy without even including the smile.

Guys, we can no longer go to malls, it’s no longer safe.

It takes years of practice to get it right.

The whole package with a package.

She has no idea what’s going on behind the scenes.

City life is always randomly hilarious when you least expect it.

Just a casual comment about someone’s husband’s balls.

Those 30 women will share it with the rest of them.

That’s an interesting name 😂 I mean, it does make sense

Pads need to chill the hell out.

It’s different for innies and outies apparently.

If it sounds like velcro I have some bad news for you.

Sometimes it’s better to just stay quiet 😂

You gotta have something between them and your leg.

More ingredients can be added according to preference.

Her scrotum obsession is getting out of hand.

Hands in pockets is the way to go.

Once they know that, it’s all over for us.

Basically wives before everything else.

I think people of opposite genders should start talking more about things of this sort. It’s always eye opening to discover new things that were apparently always in front of your eyes but you were never able to spot or recognize them.

I don’t know if what OP did is considered breaking “guy code” because I think that any guy would give a straight and honest answer if ever asked about the awkward long step. It’s not really a secret that guys agreed not to reveal with the opposite gender.

OP’s girlfriend should definitely bring it down a notch with the excitement because knowledge is power and with great power comes great responsibility.

Ayoub