Hysterical Target Jokes For Shopaholics That Get It

Shop til ya drop and then laugh off the rest.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• October 24, 2019

Target is one of the largest retailers in the entire United States but that's just the tip of the iceberg. Target has superseded the very concept of being a major retailer and become a culture in and of itself in many ways. They're a unique store and it's nearly impossible to compare them to any of the competition, either you are all aboard the Target Train or not, there is no in between. You're either an absolute fanatic or completely indifferent.

Because of this unique component to Target, there are Target memes and jokes that those of us on Team Target cannot help but laugh hysterically at. We guarantee that if you love Target, you're going to have a solid chuckle today.

Target knows what you need.

That's why Target is in charge of making the decisions.

All proper and what-not.

An iconic inside joke? Perhaps.

...Same Tho

Painfully relatable? Maybe.

Me: I'm INNOCENT.

We needed everything. Yes, everything.

Whelp, I'm convinced.

Permanently choosing Target over professional therapy. Retail therapy FTW.

PAINFULLY RELATABLE

I mean, I feel personally attacked.

Yes, we are proud lil goats.

Celebration-Worthy

Oh, what do ya know?

I told you, Target knows what we need more than we know what we need. It's like a Borg thing or something, IDK.

Well, yeah.

Doesn't everyone?

Target is the IMPORTANT errand.

Also qualifies officially as "me time."

Perhaps it's the key to their success?

The reason for our devotion.

Straight FACTS

Yummy in my tummy.

Um, DAILY.

Don't judge me.

A Taylor Swift song in the making.

Except us and Target.

Hey now...

When it comes to Target the destination is happiness.

When you're going through Target withdrawls...

Relatable ASF

Wholesome Target Goods

I need them all. Actually, this makes me want to go buy things at Target right now. Ugh.

Worst. Camera. Ever.

C'mon Target, get with it.

Every. Single. Time.

Why am I like this?

Unusually confusing.

Totally suspect.

Yoooooo

Target is really out here with no shame calling us on our BS.

Elana