Enjoy These 40 Wonderfully Demotivating Quotes That Are Literally Nothing But The Truth
These non-quotes about life will surely make you laugh in a very ironic way
Maryjane
- Published in Interesting
Are you sick of being fed nonsense by inspirational quotes? Tired of all the boring motivational tones?
Well, you can rest assured that you are not alone! We, too, would rather suffer a sprain than read another one of those quotes.
In order to locate the most agreeable middle ground in these demotivating quotes, of which we have accumulated a lot, and each is as excellent a parody as any, we shall combine our forces and our prowess for the unorthodox. What can you anticipate from these demotivating quotes?
With their demeaning words, would they rob you of your life force? Or perhaps they'll suffocate you with their laughter? I guess neither!
These non-quotes about life will make you chuckle in a highly sarcastic way, causing a sneer to form on your face and coals of enjoyment to dance in your eyes. Most of these snarky quotations, however, are actually motivational sayings that are ironically intended to be taken as inspiration.
However, you are aware of this and will read these absurd quotations for amusement rather than with the intention of depressing yourself. However, we should definitely stop wasting our valuable time with this gabble and get directly to the actual stuff hereāour fantastic, captivating, and a simply glorious assortment of demotivational quotations.
So keep scrolling and enjoy!
1. Everything that happens for a reason
2. Life will try to break you
3. A highly motivated person
4. Accepting you the way you are
5. Light travels faster than sound
6. The power of stupid people in large groups
7. Falling in a ditch starts with a step as well
8. They don't understand how percentages work
9. The universe and human stupidity
10. The many life's great disappointments
11. Having your life together
12. What fate is like literally
13. Finding someone who is genuinely happy for you
14. You never know when you're done doing nothing
15. Always!
16. The success road is always on construction
17. Just keep doing the good work
18. We all need something to laugh at
19. Weasels do not get sucked into jet engines
20. I'm done with the unsolicited advice about life giving me lemons
21. There are a lot of inquisitive idiots
22. Being unemployed means everyday is weekend
23. Is your life a joke?
24. So ants burst into flames? Or wait a minute...
25. Good luck with finding your gift
26. Just look at how it all turned out
27. You want to know a good way to fail?
28. Serving as a warning to others could be your life's purpose
29. Everyone else is unique too
30. There come a time when you just have to quit trying
31. Being unique and useful are two different things
32. There's a support group for those who hate their jobs
33. Hating everyone equally
34. You want to know the literal meaning of multitasking?
35. Here is the story so far
36. Look at the people God gave money to
37. Just lay down there and take a nap
38. Sometimes, you just fail just to fail
39. Do you have a motivational poster about being a winner?
40. Read that again
All these are just an iota of the vast demotivational quotes out there, and you may well be aware of this by this point. Now that you've made it all the way to this point, drop your opinions about them in the comments below.
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