Legendary "Florida Man" Headlines That'll Make You Go "What Even.."

Legends state that the Florida Man is still out there, lurking for his next opportunity to commit strange crimes.

Hailey

• Published in Funny
• May 31, 2019

You may have seen multiple online news article headings that start with the a familiar set of words- "Florida Man.." Yes, apparently it's always Florida men who commit the strangest crimes. These crimes include throwing an alligator through the window of a Wendy's drive-thru and ripping a urinal off of a wall.

I can already hear you saying 'that's ridiculous!' but here's the thing: the legend of the Florida man will never die. Some say he is out there to this day, waiting to do something even wilder than his last crime.

(Spoiler alert: the Florida Man is not one person, but a collection of people from a few of the weirdest headlines I've ever seen. Enjoy!)

Job failed successfully.

You only had one job.

???

This image holds an unintelligible amount of power.

Ah, friendship.

I wasn't kidding:

Hey, at least he was honest.

Something's off about this image, but it's gold nonetheless.

Another honest person over here.

The use of 'again' makes this extra amusing.

Hailey