This Guy Faked A Food Allergy To Impress A Girl, And It Backfired Spectacularly

Although I get the feeling he wouldn't really have learned anything from this...

Jack

• Published in Funny
• December 26, 2018

We've all said silly things when in the throws of a new relationship. Being around others of the opposite sex can be terrifying, and in that moment of sheer terror when your brain and your mouth stop communicating properly, some truly strange things can come out of you.

This seems to be exactly what happened to this guy. While on a Tinder date that wasn't going so well he tried an interesting technique. He thought it would impress his date to lie to the waitress about having a severe allergy to onions so that they would be forced to make them fresh guacamole.

Yeah, you read that right. What follows is truly his own fault and he deserves worse.

The story starts off normal enough.

This is where I begin to doubt if he is fully honest about his story. No girl would ever be impressed by something as completely ridiculous as this. But I digress...

Annnnd the comeuppance begins!

I think writhing around on the ground screaming bloody murder may have been a good approach.

This idiot couldn't lie his way out of a wet paper bag.

"Here I am. A healthy 25 year old adult. Having to pay $500 to visit a fucking emergency room for no fucking reason. Another nurse came up to me to take my vitals and the doctor asked what was wrong and I had to sheepishly tell him, 

“I think I might have been having an allergic reaction”. He says.

“Are you allergic to anything?” And I go, 

“No”."

Jack