Redditor's Ex-GF Keeps Asking Him To "Borrow" His Dog With Vague Answers About Giving It Back, Gets Angry When He Refuses

"I remembered it was my birthday so I blocked her."

Sophia

• Published in Interesting
• September 9, 2023

Breakups are never easy, and when they involve shared possessions, things can get downright messy. In a particular Reddit post, one user shares a story that's equal parts baffling and relatable, centering around a furry friend caught in the middle.

It's a tale of heartache and a birthday to remember: OP and their ex-girlfriend called it quits four months ago (at the time the story was posted), and since then, they've exchanged only a couple of conversations. Surprisingly, both of these interactions revolved around one pressing question: Could the ex-girlfriend keep the author's beloved dog?

Before diving into the birthday drama, we learn about a promise made during the relationship—a commitment that OP would apparently allow their ex-girlfriend to see the dog if they ever broke up. Seems reasonable, right?

Well, things take a peculiar twist as OP's birthday approaches.

On the day before their special day, the ex-girlfriend reaches out with a request to borrow the dog for a cookout. Skepticism creeps in, leading OP to seek some reassurance about the dog's return.

But instead of clarity, the conversation devolves into a standoff, with the ex-girlfriend's elusive responses and a final hang-up.

The next message? A shocking accusation of dishonesty, prompting the author to take a drastic step on their birthday—blocking the ex-girlfriend.

Just take a look at the original post...

Since OP's breakup with his GF four months ago, they've only had two brief conversations, both times with her asking if she could continue seeing his dog, a promise he made when they were together.

On the eve of his birthday, she asked to borrow his dog for a cookout but gave an unsatisfactory response when questioned about its return, leaving him concerned and unanswered.

On his birthday itself, she called again to borrow his dog.

But when he asked for a clear commitment to return the dog, their conversation escalated, resulting in her accusing him of lying, prompting him to block her.

Here's what people have to say:

She's trying to take the dog and twist words, so blocking her was a smart choice.

The ex's sole interest in the dog is definitely unusual...

OP should prioritize the dog's safety, get them microchipped, and sever ties with the ex for good.

Dogs aren't library books; they're loyal companions.

"Who borrows a living creature?"

But this is a completely different context, and we bet this one didn't have any malicious plans!

But the key difference here is the word "friend" and not "EX gf."

It's quite unusual to request borrowing a dog for a cookout.

It's clear she's barking up the wrong tree trying to "borrow" a living creature and spoil a birthday in the process.

Borrowing a friend's dog for company on long walks or nighttime strolls sounds great, but only when you're trusted.

Again, keyword: friends.

Her insistence on "you know where I live" seems like a canine caper waiting to happen.

It's OP's dog, not a rental service.

Kudos to OP for their wise actions!

Letting her see the dog doesn't mean giving her custody.

Lending a dog is as absurd as borrowing a toothbrush.

Keeping the dog and maintaining the block is a wise choice for their peace of mind.

Right, borrowing a dog for a cookout is quite puzzling.

Keep the pup close, OP.

Dogs aren't taxis; they're family.

Her response is indeed a red flag.

Vague texts are a no-no!

Dogs are more than just party favors.

"Don't let her steal your dog."

Hope you still had a blast, OP.

No more dog loans to avoid any "dog-gone" situations.

Formalize that dog ownership to prevent potential dognapping, OP!

There is no denying that breakups can be truly messy, but involving a poor dog in that mess is just downright pathetic—right? Kudos to OP for ensuring that the dog is always safe and sound, and we do hope he never gives in to his ex-GF's requests for "custody"!

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Sophia