Elon Musk Claims He’s A 3,000-Year-Old Time-Traveling Vampire Alien, And The Internet Can’t Handle It

This could be Elon Musk’s most bizarre claim yet.

Jesse

• Published in News
• November 30, 2024

Let’s face it—Elon Musk has never been one for blending in. Whether he’s revolutionizing electric vehicles, planning a human colony on Mars, or casually shaking up social media with his unpredictable antics, Musk knows how to keep the world on its toes.

The billionaire tech mogul thrives on making headlines and breaking norms. But just when you thought he couldn’t top himself, he went and did it again.

This time, he’s not unveiling another electric vehicle or tweeting about Mars; he’s claiming to be a 3,000-year-old time-traveling, identity-shifting vampire alien. Yes, you read that right.

Most people are either deep in REM sleep or doom-scrolling through social media at the ungodly hour of 2.30 a.m.—but not Elon Musk. The SpaceX CEO was entertaining his 206.1 million followers on X (formerly Twitter) with late-night posts that could only be described as peak Elon.

It starts with musings about historical doppelgängers and ends with him proclaiming his vampire status. And because this is Elon Musk, the internet absolutely ate it up. 

Fans flooded his posts with memes, questions, and hilarious theories of their own. After all, why settle for being a billionaire inventor when you can also be a cosmic, immortal being?

Curious? Let’s break down Elon’s latest round of digital antics, his bold claims about immortality, and why his X profile now states he’s been “verified since 3000 BCE.”

Elon Musk’s poker face after declaring himself a time-traveling vampire alien—because why not?

It all started with Musk jokingly complaining about his neighbor knocking on his door at 2:30 a.m., adding that he was “still up playing [his] bagpipes.” The randomness alone would’ve been enough to raise eyebrows, but Elon was just warming up. 

Young Elon Musk, plotting world domination—or maybe just building rockets from scratch in his downtime.

Countless people were baffled by what the world’s richest man was doing up so late, with one X user cheekily asking, “Elon, why are you still awake?” 

Another curious netizen who wondered the same thing dug up an old X post where Elon declared himself a 1914 fighter pilot. Responding to fans, Elon casually dropped the bombshell: “Full disclosure, I’m actually a 3,000-year-old vampire. It’s such a trial assuming these false identities over the centuries.” 

Naturally, the internet went wild.

Vampire or fighter pilot? Elon Musk’s claims have the internet questioning everything

A modern-day Dracula? Elon Musk declares himself a time-traveling vampire alien

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It seems Elon raided his 1200 BC wardrobe for this one. This look screams ‘ancient chic.’

Musk didn’t stop there. He doubled down, claiming he’s not just a vampire but also a time-traveling alien. To solidify the gag, he updated his X profile to read: “Verified since 3000 BCE.” 

Musk’s latest title is now proudly displayed on X— “verified since 3000 BCE”

Fans, as always, took the humor and ran with it. One user joked, “3000 BCE? Time-traveling vampire alien Elon Musk is officially the most interesting man in history (and prehistory). What’s next—building pyramids with Tesla tech?”

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Casually leaning on a Tesla, Musk wonders: What’s more impressive, my car or the fact that I look this good at 5,000 years old?

While Musk’s playful posts have left fans amused, others have raised concerns about his influence. Following his acquisition of X in 2022, critics have debated the platform’s direction, especially after Musk’s involvement in government initiatives.

The only thing Elon is missing is a spaceship disguised as a coffin

What’s next, Elon? A Starship for intergalactic vampires?

Tensions skyrocketed when President-elect Donald Trump named Elon Musk head of the Department of Government Efficiency, alongside entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy. 

The move sent shockwaves through Hollywood, with fears of political bias and a loss of platform independence. This pushed celebrities like Gigi Hadid, Elton John, and Mark Hamill to boycott the platform.

Elon’s ‘time-traveling vampire’ saga has the internet asking all the important questions—and cracking all the best jokes.

Being rich has its perks

Elon can be whatever he wants

With X becoming a hub for global discourse under his ownership, some critics worry his humor might blur the lines between serious leadership and trolling. 

Love him or laugh at him, Musk’s knack for blending wit with brilliance keeps the world hooked. One thing’s for sure: whether he’s a billionaire or a mythical vampire alien, Elon Musk knows how to keep the world watching—and laughing.

Jesse