One Mom Shared 29 Adorable And Funny Things Her Six-Year-Old Said To Delay Going To Bed

Every parent knows that kids would do or say anything to avoid going to bed

Damjan

• Published in Funny
• May 8, 2020

Every parent knows that kids would do or say anything to avoid going to bed. Add that to children’s natural tendency to be manipulative while exploring the lines they can’t cross, and the result is hilarious.

We all heard so many interesting stories or questions no one could ever answer. And most of us thought at least once that we should write down the awesome and unbelievable questions kids come up with, but sadly, none of us actually do it. Well, almost no one.

This mom decided to write down all the adorable things her six-year-old son Zach says to stop her from leaving his room when it’s bedtime.

1. Constellations…

2. Hair, accordion, bees....

3. Losing badly...

4. Crystals...

5. Blueberries, pirates, and bad dinner…

6. I see pets...

7. Funny cheese and the guy called Google...

8. A lizard tail...

9. The last Megalodon...

10. Turn off the storm.

11. I do...

12. What is Hell?

13. One eye....

14. "Did you wash your hands?"

15. "Thank you God for snakes"

16. Is dad a ghost pirate?

17. "Are raccoons awake now?"

18. Loch Ness is fine, but Yeti....

19. Coin or bear...

20. The giant squid...

21. Wolfs?

22. Job performance....

23. Lies about the books…

24. Mom. Mom. Come back, mom!

25. A new tooth...

26. "I have lots of questions..."

27. The heart...

28. Giant squids again....

29. Bees?

Damjan